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قراءة كتاب The World Turned Upside Down Or, No News, and Strange News
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The World Turned Upside Down Or, No News, and Strange News
get in a quart bottle, is strange indeed!
See me get in,
And much more surprised
If I get out again.
To hear of a Frenchman eating a frog, is no news;
But to see a butcher stuck by a hog, is strange indeed!
'Tis only a knife,
You never stuck a pig
So easy in your life.
To see a gardener gather a salad, is no news;
But to see an ass singing a ballad, is strange indeed!
And so charming the tune,
I expect for to sing at
The opera soon.
To see a man get a boat, is no news;
But to see a man jump down his throat, is strange indeed!
As far as my knees,
The rest will slip down
With a great deal of ease.
To see a dog baiting a bull, is no news;
But to see a ram spinning of wool, is strange indeed!
How you grin,
To see a poor ram
Try to spin.
To see a tailor making a coat, is no news;
But to see a hog rowing a boat, is strange indeed!
I'll give you a row,
I'm an excellent waterman,
All of you know.
To see a man fish in a moat, is no news;
But to see a monkey shaving a goat, is strange indeed!
My razor is keen,
In two minutes time,
I'll shave you quite clean.
To see a miller grinding corn, is no news;
But to see an ox blowing a horn, is strange indeed!
And I run and I blow,
And which I do best,
I'm sure I don't know.
To see a shoemaker hammer his leather, is no news;
But to see a hound and a buck drinking together, is strange indeed!
Mr. Hound, your most profound.
To see a good boy read his book, is no news;
But to see a goose roasting a cook, is strange indeed!
But who will may taste ye.
To see a beau at his toilet dress, is no news;
But to see two horses playing at chess, is strange indeed!
Fair, but cheat:
Mr. Nag, you say so,
Now you're beat.
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