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قراءة كتاب Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, May 14, 1892

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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, May 14, 1892

Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, May 14, 1892

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class="i2">Flies through the air.

My eyes are full of dust,

My head is bare,

A state of things that must

Soon make me swear!

When thus in early Spring

My joys are few,

I'll warm myself at home

With "Mountain Dew,"

Or fly to Nice, or Rome,

Or Timbuctoo.


A STUDIED INSULT.

A STUDIED INSULT.

Box-Office Keeper at the Imperial Music-Hall (to Farmer Murphy, who is in Town for the Islington Horse Show). "BOX OR TWO STALLS, SIR?"

Murphy. "WHAT THE DEV'L D'YE MANE? D'YE TAKE ME AN' THE MISSUS FOR A PAIR O' PROIZE 'OSSES? OI'LL HAVE TWO SATES IN THE DHRESS CIRCLE, AND LET 'EM BE AS DHRESSY AS POSSIBLE, MOIND!"


A BIRD OF PREY.

The Laureate, seeking Love's last law,

Finds "Nature red in tooth and claw

With ravin"; fierce and ruthless.

But Woman? Bard who so should sing

Of her, the sweet soft-bosomed thing,

Would he tabooed as truthless.

Yet what is this she-creature, plumed

And poised in air? Iris-illumed,

She gleams, in borrowed glory,

A portent of modernity,

Out-marvelling strangest phantasy

That chequered classic story.

Fair-locked and winged. So HESIOD drew

The legendary Harpy crew,

The "Spoilers" of old fable;

Maidens, yet monsters, woman-faced,

With iron hearts that had disgraced

The slaughterer of ABEL.

Chimæra dire! The Sirens three,

Ulysses shunned were such as she,

Though robed in simpler raiment.

Is there no modern Nemesis

To deal out to such ghouls as this

Just destiny's repayment?

O modish Moloch of the air!

The eagle swooping from his lair

On bird-world's lesser creatures,

Is spoiler less intent to slay

Than this unsparing Bird of Prey,

With Woman's form and features.

Woman? We know her slavish thrall

To the strange sway despotical

Of that strong figment, Fashion;

But is there nought in this to move

The being born for grace and love

To shamed rebellious passion?

'Tis a she-shape by Mode arrayed!

The dove that coos in verdant shade,

The lark that shrills in ether,

The humming-bird with jewelled wings,—

Ten thousand tiny songful things

Have lent her plume and feather.

They die in hordes that she may fly,

A glittering horror, through the sky.

Their voices, hushed in anguish,

Find no soft echoes in her ears,

Or the vile trade in pangs and fears

Her whims support would languish.

What cares she that those wings were torn

From shuddering things, of plumage shorn

To make her plumes imposing?

That when—for her—bird-mothers die,

Their broods in long-drawn agony

Their eyes—for her—are closing?

What cares she that the woods, bereft

Of feathered denizens, are left

To swarming insect scourges?

On Woman's heart, when once made hard

By Fashion, Pity's gentlest bard

Love's plea all vainly urges.

A Harpy, she, a Bird of Prey,

Who on her slaughtering skyey way,

Beak-striketh and claw-clutcheth.

But Ladies who own not her sway,

Will you not lift white hands to stay

The shameless slaughter which to-day

Your sex's honour toucheth?


THE SEVEN AGES OF WOMAN.

(As Sir James Crichton Browne seems prophetically to see them.)

Woman's world's a stage,

And modern women will be ill-cast players;

They'll have new exits and strange entrances,

And one She will play many mannish parts,

And these her Seven Ages. First the infant

"Grinding" and "sapping" in its mother's arms,

And then the pinched High-School girl, with packed satchel,

And worn anæmic face, creeping like cripple

Short-sightedly to school. Then the "free-lover,"

Mouthing out IBSEN, or some cynic ballad

Made against matrimony. Then a spouter,

Full of long words and windy; a wire-puller,

Jealous of office, fond of platform-posing,

Seeking that bubble She-enfranchisement

E'en with abusive mouth. Then County-Councillor,

Her meagre bosom shrunk and harshly lined,

Full of "land-laws" and "unearned increment";

Or playing M.P. part. The sixth age shifts

Into the withered sour She-pantaloon,

With spectacles on nose and "Gamp" at side,

Her azure hose, well-darned, a world too wide

For her shrunk shanks; her once sweet woman's voice,

Verjuiced to Virgin-vinegarishness,

Grates harshly in its sound. Last scene of all,

That ends this strange new-fangled history,

Is sheer unwomanliness, mere sex-negation—

Sans love, sans charm, sans grace, sans everything.


A BIRD OF PREY.

A BIRD OF PREY.

[Despite the laudable endeavours of "The Society for the Protection of Birds," the harpy Fashion appears still, and even increasingly, to make endless holocausts of small fowl for the furnishing forth of "feather trimmings" for the fair sex. We are told that to obtain the delicate and beautiful spiral plume called the "Osprey," the old birds "are killed off in scores, while employed in feeding their young, who are left to starve to death in their nests by hundreds." Their dying cries are described as "heartrending." But they evidently do not rend the hearts of our fashionable ladies, or induce them to rend their much-beplumed garments. Thirty thousand black partridges have been killed in certain Indian provinces in a few days' time to supply the European demand for their skins. One dealer in London is said to have received, as a single consignment, 32,000 dead humming-birds, 80,000 aquatic birds, and 800,000 pairs of wings. We are told too that often "after the birds are shot down, the wings are wrenched off during life, and the mangled bird is left to die slowly of wounds, thirst, and starvation."]


ART IN THE CITY.

(A Sketch in the Corporation Gallery at the Guildhall.)

The Gallery is crowded, and there is the peculiar buzz in the air that denotes popular interest and curiosity. The majority of the visitors are of the feminine sex, and appear to have come up from semi-detached villas in the less fashionable suburbs; but there is also a sprinkling of smart and Superior Persons, prosperous City Merchants, who

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