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قراءة كتاب Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 159, August 11, 1920
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 159, August 11, 1920
class="sc">Dizzy (earnestly). Would you write it? You would be so discreet.
I had to refuse, but I am sure I could have made a more amusing job of it than Mr. Buckle has done, in spite of the love-letters. What a pity they didn't entrust it to my dear Edmund Gosse!
A Browning Poem.
Here is a little poem that Browning wrote for me on hearing me say that when we were girls "we did not know the meaning of the word 'fast'":—
We all of us worship our Margot,
She's such a determined escargot.
Talks with the Dead.
The great Napoleon had died many years before I was born; and how unjust it is that the lives of really interesting people should not coincide! But with the assistance of my beloved Oliver Lodge I have had many conversations with him. Our first opened in this manner:—
Margot. Do you take any interest in current English politics?
Napoleon. Oui (Yes).
Margot. What do you think of Lloyd George?
Napoleon. An opportunist on horseback.
Margot. I love riding too. I met most of my friends in the hunting-field. You should have seen me cantering into the hall of our town mansion. Who do you think our greatest statesman?
Napoleon. Asquith beyond a doubt.
Both Plato and Julius Cæsar, whom my beloved Oliver has also introduced to me, said the same thing.
FLOWERS' NAMES.
Solomon's Seal.
Oh, lordly was King Solomon
A-stepping down so proud,
With his negro slaves and dancing girls
And all his royal crowd;
His peacocks and his viziers,
His eunuchs old and grey,
His gallants and his chamberlains
And glistening array.
Oh, blithesome was King Solomon
That burning summer day
When lo! a humble shepherdess
Stood silent in his way;
Then stepped down kingly Solomon,
And proud and great stepped he,
And there he kissed the shepherdess—
Kissed one and two and three.
Then proudly turned the peasant-maid—
Pale as a ghost was she—
"For all ye are King Solomon,
What make ye here so free?"
Oh, lordly laughed King Solomon,
"Shalt be my queen," quoth he;
"These kisses pledged King Solomon
And sealéd him to thee."
Then on went splendid Solomon
And all his glittering band,
And the wondering white peasant-girl
He led her by the hand;
But in that place sprang flower-stems
All green, for kingly pride,
With the small white kisses hanging down
With which he sealed his bride.
SQUATTERS.
Ursula came into the study, carrying something that had once been a photograph, but which the ravages of time had long since reduced to a faded and almost indecipherable problem.
"Dear," she said, "you know this portrait

