POTASH AND PERLMUTTER SETTLE THINGS
Books by
MONTAGUE GLASS
POTASH AND PERLMUTTER SETTLE THINGS
WORRYING WON'T WIN
HARPER & BROTHERS NEW YORK
[Established 1817]
"he gives himself dead away by getting sore."
POTASH AND PERLMUTTER SETTLE THINGS
by
MONTAGUE GLASS
Author of "Worrying Won't Win"
Harper & Brothers Publishers
New York and London
Potash and Perlmutter Settle Things
Copyright, 1919, by Harper & Brothers
Printed in the United States of America
Published September, 1919
CONTENTS
| CHAP. |
|
PAGE |
| I. |
They Arrive, and So Does the President |
1 |
| II. |
Settling the Preliminaries |
15 |
| III. |
The President's Visit to England |
24 |
| IV. |
Everything Is Proceeding Satisfactorily—Maybe |
33 |
| V. |
This Here Peace Conference—It Needs Publicity |
42 |
| VI. |
Joining the Legion of Honor |
52 |
| VII. |
Some Cruel and Unusual Punishments for the Kaiser |
62 |
| VIII. |
It Enters on Its No-gold-casket Phase |
72 |
| IX. |
Worrying Should Begin at Home, Ain't It? |
82 |
| X. |
The New Hungarian Rhapsody |
92 |
| XI. |
It Is Still Up in the Air, but You Can't Say the Same for Transatlantic Voyages |
102 |
| XII. |
This Here Victory Liberty Loan |
112 |
| XIII. |
When Is a Secret Treaty Secret? |
122 |
| XIV. |
The First Day of May |
132 |
| XV. |
The Peace Treaty as Good Reading |
142 |
| XVI. |
The German Roman Holiday and the Americanization of Americans |
152 |
| XVII. |
Mr. Wilson's Favor of the 20th Ulto. and Contents Noted |
162 |
| XVIII. |
Being Up in the Air, as Applied to Transatlantic Flights, Crown Jewels, and League of Nations Speeches |
172 |
| XIX. |
The Leak and Other Mysteries |
182 |
| XX. |
July the First and After |
192 |
| XXI. |
What the Public Wants, Economically and Theatrically |
202 |
| XXII. |
They Discuss the Signing of It |
212 |
| XXIII. |
The Recent Unpleasantness in Toledo, Ohio |
222 |
| XXIV. |
Feeding the Peace Conferencers and the Household |
232 |
| XXV. |
What Are You Going to Do About It? This Includes Libeled Millionaires, Enforced Prohibition, and Shantung |
241 |
| XXVI. |
The Approaching Royal Visit |
251 |
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