John Brown, Esq.—Citizen of London and Suburban Snob.

John Brown, Jun., Esq.—“Fast Gent;” Son and Heir to the above “Brick!”—I believe you, my boys, rather!

Master Thomas Brown.—Apple of his Mother’s eye—“her Tommy-wommy”—“her dear boy”—“her jewel of a pet.”

Captain Bonaventure de Camp.—Officer, late of the Hon. E. I. Co’s. Service, but now at the service of any one.

Latimer de Camp.—Master of (He) Arts; Elder Son of the above, of Nobodynose College, Oxford.

Wellesley de Camp.—Cadet of Sandboys Military College.

Soavo Spohf.—Composer; Organist at St. Stiff’s the Martyr; Mr. Brown’s ex-friend.

John (Brown).—Footman to John Brown, Esq.; late Private in the 44th foot.

Tobias Strap.—Grocer in Greens, Landlord to Mr. Spohf, and Supernumerary help to any body.

Ichabod Strap.—(Son of his sire) commonly called “Alphonso,” but sometimes “Buttons.”

Mrs. Benigma Brown.—Rib of John Brown, Esq.—Ruler of his roast and boiled.

Miss Jemima Brown.		Eligible Young Ladies—very so—to any one inclined to a matter-o’-money-all alliance.
Miss Angelina Brown.

Lady Lucretia de Camp.—Spouse of “the Captain;” Lady in her own right (and wrong).

Deborah Strap.—(Consort of T. S. above) Pue-packer at St. Stiff’s the Martyr.

Guests, Cooks, Maids, Lanthorn-bearers, extra Flunkeys, Police, &c., &c., &c., &c.