Jack and Jill went up the hill
  To fetch a pail of water;

Jack fell down and broke his crown,
  And Jill came tumbling after.

Simple Simon met a pieman,
  Going to the fair;

Says Simple Simon to the pieman,
  "Let me taste your ware."

Says the pieman to Simple Simon,
  "Do you mean to pay?"

Says Simon, "Yes, of course I do!"
And then he ran away.

Simple Simon went a-fishing
  For to catch a whale:

All the water he had got
  Was in his mother's pail.