قراءة كتاب Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 104, April 8, 1893
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 104, April 8, 1893
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HER "DAY OF REST."
(The Song of the Shop-Girl.)

"As one poor shop-girl said:—'After the fatigue and worry of the week, I am so thoroughly worn out, that my only thought is to rest on a Sunday; but it goes too quickly, and the other days drag on so slowly!'"—Quoted by Sir John Lubbock in the recent Debate on Early Closing for Shops.
Eight o'clock strikes!
The short day's sped,—
My Day of Rest! That beating in my head
Hammers on still, like coffin-taps. He likes,
Our lynx-eyed chief, to see us brisk and trim
On Monday mornings; and though brains may swim,
And breasts sink sickeningly with nameless pain,
He cannot feel the faintness and the strain,
And what are they to him?
This morning's sun peeped in
Invitingly, as though to win
My footsteps fieldwards, just one day in seven!
The thought of hedgerows was like opening heaven,
And the stray sunray's gleam,
Threading the dingy blind,
Seemed part of a sweet dream,
For in our sleep the Fates are sometimes kind.
"Come out!" it said, "but not with weary tread,
And feet of lead,
The long, mud-cumbered, cold, accustomed way,
For the great Shop is shuttered close to-day,
And you awhile are free!"
Free? With a chain of iron upon my heart,
That drags me down, and makes the salt tears start!
Oh, that inexorable weariness
That through the enfeebled flesh lays crushing stress
On the young spirit! Young? There is no youth
For such as I. It dies, in very truth,
At the first touch of the taskmaster's hand.
A doctrine hard for you to understand,
Gay sisters of the primrose path,
Whose only chain is as a flowery band.
The toil that outstays nature hath
A palsying power, a chilling force
Which freezes youth at its fresh source.
Only the Comus wand
Of an unhallowed Pleasure offers such
Freedom, and with pollution in its touch.
The languid lift
Of head from pillow tells us the good gift
Of Sabbath rest is more than half in vain.
Tired! Tired! In flesh, bone, brain,
Heart, fancy, pulse, and nerve!
Such is our doom who stand and serve
The unrewarding public, thoughtless they
Of slaves whose souls they slay!
Oh, that long standing—standing—standing yet!
With the flesh sick, the inmost soul a-fret,
Pale, pulseless patiences, our very sex,
That should be a protection, one more load
To lade, and chafe, and vex.
No tired ox urged to tramping by the goad
Feels a more mutely-maddening weariness
Than we white, black-garbed spectral girls who stand
Stonily smiling on while ladies grand,
Easily seated, idly turn and toss
The samples; and our Watcher, 'neath the gloss
Of courtly smugness glaring menace, stalks
About us, creaking cruelty as he walks.
Stand! Stand! Still stand!
Clenched teeth and clutching hand,
Swift blanching cheek, and twitching muscle, tell
To those who know, what we know all too well,
Ignored by Fashion, coldly mocked by Trade.
Are we not for the sacrifice arrayed
In dainty vesture? Pretty, too, they say
Male babblers, whom our sufferings and poor pay
Might shock, could they but guess
Trim figure and smart dress
Cover and hide, from all but doctor-ken,
Disease and threatening death. Oh! men, men, men!
You bow, smile, flatter—aught but understand!
Long hours lay lethal hand
Upon our very vitals. Seats might save
From an untimely grave,
Hundreds of harried, inly anguished girls;
You see—their snow-girt throats and neatly-ordered curls!
Out to the green fields? Nay,
This all too fleeting day
To rest is dedicate. But not the rest
Of brightened spirit, and of lightened breast.
The dull, dead, half-inanimate leaden crouch
Of sheer exhaustion on this shabby couch
Is all my week's repose.
Read? But the tired eyes close,
The book from nerveless fingers drops;
Almost the slow heart stops.
But the clock halts not on its restless round.
Weariness shudders at the whirring sound,
As the sharp strike declares
Swift to its closing wears
One more of those brief interludes from toil
Which leave us still the labour-despot's spoil,
Slaves of long hours and unrelaxing strain,
Unstrengthened and unsolaced, soon again
To tread the round, and lift the lengthening chain;
Stand—till hysteria lays its hideous clutch
On our girl-hearts, or epilepsy's touch
Thrills through tired nerves and palsied brain.
Again—again—again!
How long? Till Death, upon its kindly quest,
Gives a true Day of Rest!
EASTER MANŒUVRES.
BACCHUS ON A BICYCLE!
(A "Safety" too!!)
This incident repeated itself to infinity from the East End to Hammersmith and back!!
Royal Rewards to Good Players.—"As a sequel to the performance of Becket at Windsor, Mr. Irving"—as we were informed by the Daily News—"was presented by the Queen with a stud." What will he do with the stud? Will he take to the turf, go racing, and keep the stud at some Newmarket training-stables? Perhaps "the stud" consisted of fifty "ponies"—but this is a purse-an'-all matter, into which we are not at liberty to inquire. Miss Ellen Terry received a brooch from Her Majesty, on which are the letters "V.R.I." Our 'Arry says these initials signify "Ve Are 'Ighly pleased." Or, taking the two presents together, as speaking, V.R.I, might mean, says 'Arry, "Ve R-Ived safely."
LION AND LAMB.
["I think that when we consider an Opposition, in which Lord Salisbury and Mr. Chamberlain pacifically sit down—or lie down, together, we need not, ourselves, feel very sensitive on the subject of homogeneity."—Mr. Gladstone at the F. O. Liberal Meeting.]
Solly had a little Lamb,