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Why They Married

Why They Married

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class="i0">Miss Luella Gloaming was naturally glum,
So she married young Grouch, the recluse;
For she says when she’s sad, she just looks at his face—
Then she can’t help but laugh like the deuce!

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WHY THEY MARRIED.

This couple before you are husband and wife,
He looks sorry and just a bit harried;
It took a mere two-spot to scare him for life,
At least that’s the reason he married!

EXPLAINED AT LAST.

Mr. Pinhead was worth eighty millions,
Miss Nothingbutt had eighty-two;
Why do cash and spondulicks get married?
Spondulicks and cash always do!

AN OPEN AND SHUT GAME.

They heard that people ought to wed
Their opposites in life;
He finds an opposition where
He thought he’d found a wife!

REALLY SHE DID.

You never can guess why she married this man,
There’s no use the matter to mince,
She married him merely because he had hair
Like her lost Pomeranian, “Prince.”
Ta-Da-De-Da!

AND THERE YOU ARE!

The reason Walter Applepie
Did wed his Nancy fair,
She liked the way his mouth curled up—
He liked her fuzzy hair!

TRUE COMPANIONS.

These people are mated exactly,
And all that remains is to tell,
That she is a bully good talker,
And he listens equally well!
Diamonds

AN ADVERTISING MEDIUM.

The reason this chap in the box here
Made his lady friend Mrs. Van Pelf,
He had a whole car-load of diamonds
And he couldn’t well wear them himself!

SO THOUGHTFUL OF FATHER.

Again to the altar went widower Brown,
When his grief he could decently smother,
He explained it to every acquaintance in town;
“My poor children needed a mother.”
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OLD MERGER AND MAYME.

Why did they marry—December and June?
Old Merger and Mayme-out-of-School?
Mayme didn’t care for those ready made frocks—
December was—just an old fool.

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