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Why They Married

Why They Married

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NOW SHE’S WAY ABOVE PAR.

Billy Margin, a broker, did wed Ysobel,
Her shape counted most in his eyes,
Now her figure’s no more, and Billy is sore,
For he finds he had bought for a rise!

AVERTED DANGER.

The reason Jenks married,
So we are told,
He was ’fraid he’d be lonely
When he got old!

FATE.

The rector got married to Annabel Gauze,
The rector was gentle and good;
He made up his mind that he’d marry because
She had made up her mind that he should!

THE SUN DO MOVE.

Petkins wed her Nobby Boy
In the year of our Lord knows when—
He was once the mold of form
And she was stylish then!

A MATTER OF TASTE.

He married her because she didn’t swagger like a man,
Nor did she stand with feet apart, toes in,
She wasn’t a “good fellow,” thickly coated with a tan—
She was merely lovely, really feminine!

STRONGER THAN MERE LOVE.

The bond is a strong one that couples this pair,
A case in which Jill found her Jack,
This strong binding tie is the joy they both share,
In ripping their friends up the back!


IN ROUND FIGURES.

Now here is a couple who seem of one mind,
What on earth made them think they’d agree?
Why, he didn’t care for the lean scraggly kind,
And it’s funny, but neither did she!
Divorce Mill

AKIN TO LOVE.

Out of pity married Chaucer,
She had been upon the shelf,
For same reason he’ll divorce her,
Pity—this time for himself!

SPORTS!

He thought she was wealthy; she thought he was too,
Not thinking each other a grafter,
They found out between them there wasn’t a sou—
So they laughed and lived happily after!
FATE

INEVITABLE.

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