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Why They Married

Why They Married

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She married to reform the rake—
Now see what she has come to!


MR. AND MRS. JOHN SPRATT.

She fancied him because she felt a very piquant charm
In the unexpected awful things he said—
On her remarks he could depend, they never caused alarm,
So as they both were pleased, they wed!

A PRETTY SMOOTH GENTLEMAN.

Mary thought her husband was the finest anywhere,
He was the satisfaction of her life.
He knew too much to ever say, “Why don’t you dye your hair?”
Or praise another woman to his wife!
DING, DANG, D-DANG

HOW ABSURDLY ABSURD!

Mr. Tootles rides on trolley cars a good bit of his life,
His little wife goes with him for the ride;
A friend asked why he married such a tiny little wife—
“She’s so easy to get on with!” he replied.

AND, GREAT SCOTT, HE LIKES IT!

Steve looked for a captain and not for a mate
And his friends all agree she was found,
Why, they say that the reason he’s putting on weight
Is because she just ordered him ’round!

DO YOU SEE?

Intuition, deduction, observation as well,
And a masterful knowledge of life,
All figure as naught in our efforts to find
Why this pair became husband and wife!

LABOR SAVING.

When his wife died he married her sister,
A practical man was McGraw,
“In this way,” he said, “I’ve no trouble
To break in a new mother-in-law.”

MATTER OF FACT.

Bert had known Gladys from childhood,
From the day of the doll and mud-pie,
When the time came of course they got married,
As one puts on one’s coat or one’s tie!

A SHAME TO TAKE THE $.

Young Rebayte, Jr. had a stack,
A show girl he did wed,
She married him behind his back,
For she had turned his head!

NEWPORT NEWS.

Bernard De Lancey and Evelyn Smarte
Disregarding good taste and the cost,
Got married again—an affair of the heart—
They were tired of being divorced!

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