Here’s to the Clock!
Whose hands, we pray heaven,
When we come home at three,
Have stopped at eleven!

TO
THE CLOCK

Here’s to Hope,
the child of Care,
And pretty sister
of Despair!
Here’s hoping that
Hope’s children shan’t
Take after their Grandma
or Aunt!

To Liberty

Here’s to our Goddess, Liberty,
Idol of bronze and stone!
May she awake to life some day
And let her charms be known.

Stairs
a toast

Here’s to the man who
invented stairs
And taught our feet