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قراءة كتاب Punch, or the London Charivari, May 27, 1914
تنويه: تعرض هنا نبذة من اول ١٠ صفحات فقط من الكتاب الالكتروني، لقراءة الكتاب كاملا اضغط على الزر “اشتر الآن"
blest apostle——"
Just then, without preliminary cough,
Suddenly, ere I knew, the actual throstle,
Tee'd up and started off.
It drowned the distant noise of motor-'buses,
It drowned the shunting trains, the traffic's roar,
The milk, the bread, the meat, the tradesmen's fusses,
And the long secret tale told o'er and o'er
That all day long Eliza Jane discusses
With the new girl next door.
So sweetly the bird sang. Great thrills went through it.
It seemed to say, "The glorious sun hath shone,
Flooding the world like treacle wrapped round suet;
Why should we harp of age and dull years gone?"
Time seemed to be no sort of object to it—
It just went on and on.
Therefore I rose, and later (o'er the trifle),
When Araminta with her tactful gush
Asked if the garden seemed to help or stifle
The Muses' output, I responded, "Tush;
When you go out, my dear, please buy a rifle;
I want to shoot that thrush."
Evoe.
Seen in a Birmingham shop window:—
"The Smartest Flannel Trouser in the City, 6/11."
If he had another one, even though not quite so smart, we might consider it.
"The world's longest and most accurate golf ball."—Advt.
Personally we prefer the short ones when it comes to putting them into the tin.
THE AMENDING BILL.