SEVEN KEYS TO BALDPATE

BY EARL DERR BIGGERS

Buccaneer Books
NEW YORK

Copyright © 1913 by The Bobbs-Merrill Company

Library of Congress Catalog Card Number: 78-66864

CONTENTS

CHAPTER I "Weep No More, My Lady"
CHAPTER II Enter a Lovelorn Haberdasher
CHAPTER III Blondes and Suffragettes
CHAPTER IV A Professional Hermit Appears
CHAPTER V The Mayor Casts a Shadow Before
CHAPTER VI Ghosts of the Summer Crowd
CHAPTER VII The Mayor Begins a Vigil
CHAPTER VIII Mr. Max Tells a Tale of Suspicion
CHAPTER IX Melodrama in the Snow
CHAPTER X The Cold Gray Dawn
CHAPTER XI A Falsehood Under the Palms
CHAPTER XII Woe in Number Seven
CHAPTER XIII The Exquisite Mr. Hayden
CHAPTER XIV The Sign of the Open Window
CHAPTER XV Table Talk
CHAPTER XVI A Man from the Dark
CHAPTER XVII The Professor Sums Up
CHAPTER XVIII A Red Card
CHAPTER XIX Exeunt Omnes, as Shakespeare Has It
CHAPTER XX The Admiral's Game
CHAPTER XXI The Mayor is Welcomed Home
CHAPTER XXII The Usual Thing

SEVEN KEYS TO BALDPATE

CHAPTER I

"WEEP NO MORE, MY LADY"

A young woman was crying bitterly in the waiting-room of the railway station at Upper Asquewan Falls, New York.

A beautiful young woman? That is exactly what Billy Magee wanted to know as, closing the waiting-room door behind him, he stood staring just inside. Were the features against which that frail bit of cambric was agonizingly pressed of a pleasing contour? The girl's neatly tailored corduroy suit and her flippant but charming millinery augured well. Should he step gallantly forward and inquire in sympathetic tones as to the cause of her woe? Should he carry chivalry even to the lengths of Upper Asquewan Falls?

No, Mr. Magee decided he would not. The train that had just roared away into the dusk had not brought him from the region of skyscrapers and derby hats for deeds of knight errantry up state. Anyhow, the girl's tears were none of his business. A railway station was a natural place for grief—a field of many partings, upon whose floor fell often in torrents the tears of those left behind. A friend, mayhap a lover, had been whisked off into the night by the relentless five thirty-four local. Why not a lover? Surely about such a dainty trim figure as this courtiers hovered as moths about a flame. Upon a tender intimate sorrow it was not the place of an unknown Magee to intrude. He put his hand gently upon the latch of the door.

And yet—dim and heartless and cold was the interior of that waiting-room. No place, surely, for a gentleman to leave a lady sorrowful, particularly when the lady was so alluring. Oh, beyond question, she was most alluring. Mr. Magee stepped softly to the ticket window and made low-voiced inquiry of the man inside.

"What's she crying about?" he asked.

A thin sallow face, on the forehead of which a mop of ginger-colored hair lay listlessly, was pressed against the bars.

"Thanks," said the ticket agent. "I get asked the same old questions so often, one like yours sort of breaks the monotony. Sorry I can't help you. She's a woman, and the Lord only knows why women cry. And sometimes I reckon even He must be a little puzzled. Now, my wife—"

"I think I'll ask her," confided Mr. Magee in a hoarse whisper.

"Oh, I wouldn't," advised the man behind the bars. "It's best to let 'em alone. They stop quicker if they ain't noticed."

"But she's in trouble," argued Billy Magee.

"And so'll you be, most likely," responded the cynic, "if you interfere. No, siree! Take my advice. Shoot old Asquewan's rapids in a barrel if you want to, but keep away from crying women."

The heedless Billy Magee, however, was already moving across the unscrubbed floor with chivalrous intention.

The girl's trim shoulders no longer heaved so unhappily. Mr.