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t is not good form for a young girl to go to the theatre with a gentleman, unaccompanied by a chaperone. On the other hand, it is not good fun for her to go to the theatre with a chaperone, unaccompanied by a gentleman.

o gentleman will strut about his club with his hat on. There is no rule, however, against his having a jag on.

hen you step on a lady's toes make some offhand remark about her feet being too small to be seen. This is older than the cave dwellers; but it still works.

hen organizing a friendly poker party, don't invite friends.

ettle an allowance on your wife and you'll always know where to borrow money.

trict convention decrees that if a young girl accepts from a man any gift more valuable than sweets, flowers or tips on the races, she shall not mention the fact to her mother.

corkscrew is not the only symbol of hospitality.

hen you catch your caller kissing the maid, remind her that the kitchen is the proper place to entertain her friends.

on't forget to tell her that she's "not like other girls." It always works, whether you spring it on the belle of the village, the girl with a hare lip or the bearded lady at the circus.

paghetti should be eaten only in the bath-tub.

f you must have your hand held, go to a manicure.