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Mr. Punch's Country Life: Humours of Our Rustics

Mr. Punch's Country Life: Humours of Our Rustics

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COUNTRY FAIR

"'Ere y' are! All the jolly fun! Lidies' tormentors two a penny!"


NOT QUITE HER MEANING

NOT QUITE HER MEANING

The Vicar's Daughter. "I'm glad to find you've turned over a new leaf, Muggles, and don't waste your money at the public-house."

Muggles. "Yes, miss, I have it in by the barrel now, and that do come cheaper!"


TOWN THOUGHTS FROM THE COUNTRY

(With the usual apologies.)

Oh, to be in London now that April's there,

And whoever walks in London sees, some morning in the square,

That the upper thousands have come to town,

To the plane-trees droll in their new bark gown,

While the sparrows chirp, and the cats miaow

In London—now!

And after April, when May follows

And the black-coats come and go like swallows!

Mark, where yon fairy blossom in the Row

Leans to the rails, and canters on in clover,

Blushing and drooping, with her head bent low!

That's the wise child: she makes him ask twice over,

Lest he should think she views with too much rapture

Her first fine wealthy capture!

But,—though her path looks smooth, and though, alack!

All will be gay, till Time has painted black

The Marigold, her mother's chosen flower,—

Far brighter is my Heartsease, Love's own dower.


Mrs. Ramsbotham is staying with her niece in the country. She is much delighted with the rich colour of the spring bulbs, and says she at last understands the meaning of "as rich as Crocus."


Drink 'earty, Maria

His Bitter Half.John. "Drink 'earty, Maria. Drink werry nigh 'arf."


HORTICULTURAL CUTTINGS

(Culled by Dumb-Crambo Junior)
Marshal Niel—Rose
Row-doe-den'd-run
Marshal Niel—Rose Row-doe-den'd-run.
Minion-ate
Pick-o'-tea.
Minion-ate.

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