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xxi. Loverland 48 xxii. Homeland 53 PART II CHILDISH COMPLAINTS AND OTHER RUTHLESS RHYMES Childish Complaints— Prelude 57 Appendicitis 61 Whooping-Cough 61 Measles 62 Adenoids 62 Croup 62 Ruthless Rhymes— i. Mother-Wit 63 ii. Uncle Joe 64 iii. Aunt Eliza 65 iv. Absent-mindedness 66 v. John 68 vi. Baby 71 vii. The Cat 72 PART III PERVERTED PROVERBS i. 'Virtue is its own Reward' 77 ii. 'Enough is as Good as a Feast' 86 iii. 'Don't Buy a Pig in a Poke' 89 iv. 'Learn to Take Things Easily' 91 v. 'A Rolling Stone Gathers no Moss' 92 vi. 'It is Never Too Late to Mend' 96 vii. 'A Bad Workman Complains of his Tools' 99 viii. 'Don't Look a Gift-horse in the Mouth' 100 ix. Potpourri 103 PART IV OTHER VERSES Bill 111