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In Pastures New

In Pastures New

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IN PASTURES NEW

BY

GEORGE ADE




TORONTO
THE MUSSON BOOK COMPANY, LIMITED
1906




Copyright, 1906, by
McCLURE, PHILLIPS & CO.

Published, October, 1906

Copyright, 1906, by George Ade




Many of the letters appearing in this volume were printed in a syndicate of newspapers in the early months of 1906. With these letters have been incorporated extracts from letters written to the Chicago Record in 1895 and 1898. For the use of the letters which first appeared in the Chicago Record, acknowledgment is due Mr. Victor F. Lawson.




CONTENTS

In London

CHAPTER  
I.   Getting Acquainted with the English Language
II.   A Life on the Ocean Wave, with Modern Variations
III.   With Mr. Peasley in Darkest London
IV.   How it Feels to Get into London and then be Engulfed
V.   As to the Importance of the Passport and the Handy Little Cable Code
VI.   What one Man Picked up in London and Sent Back to His Brother


In Paris

VII.   How an American Enjoys Life for Eight Minutes at a Time
VIII.   A Chapter of French Justice as Dealt Out in the Dreyfus Case
IX.   The Story of What Happened to an American Consul


In Naples

X.   Mr. Peasley and His Vivid Impressions of Foreign Parts


In Cairo

XI.   Cairo as the Annual Stamping Ground for Americans and Why They Make the Trip
XII.   Round about Cairo, with and without the Assistance of the Dragoman or Simon Legree of the Orient
XIII.   All about our Visit to the Pyramid of Cheops
XIV.   Dashing up the Nile in Company with Mr. Peasley and Others
XV.   Day by Day on the Drowsy Nile, with Something about the Wonderful Hassim
XVI.   The Mohammedan Fly and other Creatures along the Nile
XVII.   In and around Luxor, with a Side Light on Rameses the Great
XVIII.   The Ordinary Human Failings of the Ancient Moguls
XIX.   Royal Tombs and other Places of Amusement


In Cairo

XX.   Mr. Peasley and his Final Size-up of Egypt




IN LONDON



CHAPTER I

GETTING ACQUAINTED WITH THE
ENGLISH LANGUAGE

It may be set down as a safe proposition that every man is a bewildered maverick when he wanders out of his own little bailiwick. Did you ever see a stock broker on a stock farm, or a cow puncher at the Waldorf?

A man may be a large duck in his private puddle, but when he strikes deep and strange waters he forgets how to swim.

Take some captain of industry who resides in a large city of the Middle West. At home he is unquestionably IT. Everyone knows the size of his bank account, and when he rides down to business in the morning the conductor of the trolley holds the car for him. His fellow passengers are delighted to get a favouring nod from him. When he sails into the new

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