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قراءة كتاب Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 150, June 14, 1916
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 150, June 14, 1916
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I went up to the Hay-market upon a summer day,
I went up to the Hay-market to sell a load of hay—
To sell a load of hay and a little bit over,
And I sold it all to a pretty girl for a nosegay of red clover.
A nosegay of red clover and a hollow golden straw;
Now wasn't that a bargain, the best you ever saw?
I whistled on my straw in the market-place all day,
And the London folk came flocking for to foot it in the hay.
XX.—The Angel.
The Angel flew down
One morning to town,
But didn't know where to rest;
For they shut her out of the East End
And they shut her out of the West.
The Angel went on
To Islington,
And there the people were kinder.
If ever you go to Islington
That's where you will find her.
Those who do hold the victory—
Beatty possidentes.
Commercial Candour.
"—— & SON,
Window-Cleaners.
We spare no panes."
Our Optimists.
"As a result of Wednesday's battle the strength of the British Fleet is now greater, not relatively, but absolutely, than it was."
Daily Telegraph.
Ships in Wolff's clothing: the "victorious" German Fleet.
"Villagers here are heartily congratulating Mr. Charles Gibbs on his marvellous escape from the great North Sea Battle, from one of our lost cruisers. He reached home on Sunday, and brings with him a portion of a shell that pierced his cap, and an engine of the vessel tattered in the conflict."—Thame Gazette.
"Some" souvenir.
"The Germans are using guns twenty-one centimetres in length, which can be fired from railway lines and transported with facility."
Westminster Gazette.
This appears under the heading, "Big Guns the Deciding Factor." But should it not have been "Pocket Pistols"?
"Talking parrots from 12s. 6d., 3 months' trial."—Daily Paper.
After that you get used to it.
"Wanted, Man for Tipping Russian Army by hand, piece work."
Northampton Chronicle.
It should be rather a long job.