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Mr. Punch's Life in London

Mr. Punch's Life in London

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all its foaming, bounding pride;

But I, I only think the more

On living torrents in Cheapside!

They bid me mark the mighty stream,

Which Mississippi rolls to sea;

But then I sink in pensive dream,

And turn my thoughts, dear Thames, to thee!

They bid me note the mountains high,

Whose snow-capp'd peaks my prospect end;

I only heave a secret sigh—

To Ludgate Hill my wishes tend.

They taunt me with our denser air,

And fogs so thick you scarce can see;

Then, yellow fog, I will declare,

Though strange to say, I long for thee.

And everything in this bright clime

But serves to turn my thoughts to thee!

Thou, London, of an earlier time,

Oh! when shall I return to thee?


how 'e's changed

Customer. "That dog I bought last week has turned out very savage. He's already bitten a little girl and a policeman, and——"

Dealer. "Lor'! how 'e's changed, mum! He wasn't at all particular what he ate 'ere!"


Panic in the City

TIME—3.30 P.M.

Excited Stockbroker.—By Jove! it's serious now.

Other dittos. Hey? what?

Excited Stockbroker. Rothschild's "gone"—

Clients (new to City, thunderstruck). Gone! Rothschild!!—but—

Excited Stockbroker. Yes. Gone to Paris.

    [Exit.



What to Expect at an Hotel.—Inn-attention.




A Question for Lloyd's.—Are sub-editors underwriters?




Incidents of Taxation.—Collectors and summonses.




What a City Company does.—It may not be generally known that the duty of the Spectacle-makers is to get up the Lord Mayor's Show. Glasses round, and then they proceed to business.




Impossible Phrase.—The happy rich, the happy poor, both quite possible. But, "the happy mean"—oh no—impossible.




Song for the Town-tied Sportsman.—"How happy could I be with heather!"



Progress

Progress.

(Overheard in Kensington. Time, 9 A.M.).

Fair Club Member (lately married, to friend). "Bye, bye! Can't stop! Must rush off, or I shall be scratched for the billiard handicap!"


on the pavement

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