Missing punctuation has been silently supplied.

No Changes have been made to the following:

who had expired for lack of intellegent --
intellegent is an old correct spelling

mascot of Omega Pi Upsilen!" --
not changed, in other places the spelling is Pi Upsilon!"

Changes have been made to the following:

Fatty and Irv ran Omega Ph Upsilon -->
Fatty and Irv ran Omega Phi Upsilon

missing character supplied

"and we Martians abhor voilence -->
"and we Martians abhor violence

spelling error corrected