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The Jumble Book of Rhymes
Recited by the Jumbler

The Jumble Book of Rhymes Recited by the Jumbler

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The Jumble Book of Rhymes

Recited by the Jumbler
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The Jumble Book of Rhymes

Recited by The Jumbler

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By FRANK R. HEINE.
Illustrations by G. C. Cobb.
Cover Design by Jack Cooley.


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Hackney & Moale Company, Publishers.
Asheville, North Carolina.



Price $1.00 Net.


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Copyright, June, 1919.
By Frank R. Heine.
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"Many people read a song
Who will not read a sermon."



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Foreword

Pegasus is a queer old nag, and many of his would-be riders find him most unruly. We mount him and are off for a wee nip of Hippocrene. We want him to lazy along like a plough horse, while we pluck daisies, but he insists on demonstrating that, like a Hambletonian, he has all of the High School gaits. And when we pass the Queen's carriage, expecting him to step stately and look like a million dollars, the old plug stumbles and limps, and is classed by all as a casual. So please, please blame the horse—and not the rider.

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Dedication

To the boys who have found the old War Horse a dangerous animal, have come to cropper in the Big Muss, and are now assigned to bunk fatigue, we offer these rhymes. Though, they are crippled; and limp, and halt, and stumble at times—yet we trust they may, for all that, break through when General Monotony is entertaining a company of Blue Devils, and for a few moments, at least, put to rout serious and somber thoughts.

To the casuals now enjoying hospital hospitality at Kenilworth (Biltmore) and Oteen (Azalea), this jumble of rhymes is dedicated.

Pick it up, Buddy, it's a dud.

F. R. H.



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THE JUMBLE BOOK OF RHYMES

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Author smoking a cigar

Greetings

A New Year Greeting in which the Jumbler hopes to meet you soon.

My wish most dear for your New Year
I'm quite sincere in giving;
When next we meet, on Easy Street
I hope that you'll be living.

P. S.—And I hope I meet you soon.




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Introspection

The old nag, Pegasus, invites the Jumbler to an introspective mood as he lopes along. It is Thanksgiving, 1917.

Am I thankful?
Let-me-see—
World, Flesh, Devil
Good to me;
Friends still loyal,
Coin in banks—
Stop this minute!
I'll give thanks.

What of troubles
Lately past?
Well, at least they
Didn't last.
Not a single
Scar remains,
Nor remembrance
Of the pains.

So, I'm thinking
That from me
There is due great
Gobs of glee.
Though a slacker,
From this day
I'll be grateful—
Let us Pray!




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man standing scratching chin and looking at book on table

An Acknowledgment

(From Him to Her).
The receipt of a gift he cannot label leads the Jumbler to recite:

I thank you for the hickeydee,
The thingamabob you sent;
The trickamadoo's the very thing
On which my heart was bent.

The dofunny's style and color
Puts all dodads to shame;
The jiggermaree's the swellest thing
That ever bore that name.

Appreciation's most sincere,
But I'll no longer lie—
Pray be a sport and tell me quick:
What is the thing?—and why?




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Pay! Pay!! Pay!!!

In which the Jumbler notes the profusion and the pertinacity of the Pauls and the pitiful paucity of Peters.
I'm daily robbing Peter for to pay Old Mr. Paul;
I swear it's hard them both to satisfy;
Pauls in legions me pursue, but the Peters are so few—
I lie awake at night and wonder why.

The hope of every Peter is some day to be a Paul.
Then little Peters must be set to sprout.
Ev'ry chance of Paul for pay would forever pass away
The day the tribe of Peter petered out.


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Taffy and the Man

As a member of the Taffy Consumers' League, the Jumbler offers this bit of defence:
I have eaten grits and gravy in the Southland now and then,
I have lived on California's luscious fruits;
I've inhaled long-stringed spaghetti in Italia, and again
In the Klondike once I dined on cowhide boots.

Of course I've supped at Rector's, at the Cecil, and the rest;
Tackled truffles and

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