VI. Soul and Body VII. The Biter, the Bitten, and the Un-bitten VIII. A Matter of Pronunciation IX. Fate X. Chance XI. Destiny XII. In Which a Modest Man Maunders XIII. A Chance Acquaintance XIV. A State of Mind XV. Flotsam and Jetsam XVI. The Simplest Solution of an Ancient Problem XVII. Showing How It Is Possible for Any Man to Make of Himself a Chump XVIII. The Master Knot of Human Fate XIX. The Time and the Place XX. Down the Seine XXI. In a Belgian Garden XXII. A Youthful Patriot XXIII. On the Wall XXIV. A Journey to the Moon XXV. The Army of Paris

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AN INADVERTENT POEM

There is a little flow-urr
In our yard it does grow
Where many a happy hou-urr
I watch our rooster crow;
While clothes hang on the clothes-line
And plowing has began
—And the name they call this lit-tul vine
Is just "Old Man."

Old Man, Old Man
A-growing in our yard,
Every spring