قراءة كتاب Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 108, May 4th, 1895
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 108, May 4th, 1895
one of the unities through waiting for them.
(To be continued.)
FILIA PULCHRA, MATER PULCHRIOR.
I loved a girl, divinely sweet,
An unsophisticated creature;
I did not scruple to repeat
She was divine, you could not meet
More charms displayed in form and feature.
I loved her youthful grace, her slight
And dainty form, an angel's seeming.
Crowned by sweet hair, as dark as night,
Her face would charm an artist's sight,
A poet's thoughts, a lover's dreaming.
I loved her dark and lustrous eyes,
Which love might light with glowing passion,
Her lips, her neck—you will surmise
I wrote her rhymes, all tears and sighs
In lovesick versifier's fashion.
I loved her like a childish pet,
I felt I could not love another,
Until the day when first I met
Her widowed mother, charming yet,
And now, instead, I love her mother.
I love the woman, for the rose,
Full blown, excels the rosebud's beauty,
Nor think of girlish charms since those
No more inspire my Muse, which shows
My Muse is fit for any duty.
I love her, stately as a queen
Whom Veronese might have painted,
Blue-eyed, with hair of golden sheen—
That's just the one thing which has been
A trouble since we've been acquainted.
I love not charms I loved before,
Dark as the night, or, say a hearse is.
Now auburn beauty pleases more,
My wasted hours I deplore—
I've had to alter all those verses.
Epping and Overstepping.—At a meeting of forest borderers, Wanstead, it was asserted that since the Corporation had had control of the forest, upwards of 100,000 trees had been felled. If true, the members of the Corporation-Epping-Forest-Committee will henceforth be known as "those fellers!"
TO CIRCE.
"If doughty deeds my lady please,"
Though somewhat old and gouty,
The first occasion I will seize
Of doing something "doughty";
"If gay attire delights your eye,
I'll dight me in array"
Which every casual passer-by
Will think extremely gay.
"If sweetest sounds can win your ear,"
I'll cheerfully begin
(Though somewhat late in life, I fear),
To learn the violin;
In fact, whatever task you set,
You'll speedily discover
That in the writer you have met
A most submissive lover.
I could exemplify the fact
Through several extra verses,
How I would please, by every act,
My kindliest of Circe's;
And yet by destiny malign
You've happened just to choose
The single task which, though divine
The bidder, I refuse.
The single task—and pardon, pray,
If, not without compunction,
Reluctantly I disobey
Your positive injunction:
Ask what you will, I'll undertake
The deed, however big,
But do not——blind my eyes and make
Me try to draw a pig!
TO A PICTURE.
You pretty face, upon my wall,
Enshrined in glass and oak and gold,
Most charming deaf-mute—and withal
My confidante—whate'er befall,
My trust in you will rest untold,
You pretty face!
What do they call you? Is it "Spring"?
Or "Blossoms"? or "The Coming Race"?—
It matters not in any case,
Your name may be just anything
For all I care, you pretty face.
You bring me back old scenes anew,
You've something of my lady's grace,
Of her sweet features just a trace,
And so I have re-christened you—
I won't say what—you pretty face!
I have no portrait to recall
The sweetest of all maids to me,
Nor have I need of one at all,
Yet, seeing you upon my wall,
By pleasing "make-believe" I see
Her pretty face!
BABY'S DIARY.
["The Nursery Tricycle contains two seats, one for the mistress and one for the maid and her charge, and has two pairs of pedals."—Daily Paper.]
This is rather fun! Ever so much better than those crawling old mail-carts and perambulators. Wonder mother and nurse never thought of it before. A pneumatic tandem, too, I notice. Hope they understand blowing tire up again when it bursts.
Nurse a duffer at pedalling. A mere passenger! Have to keep her up to the mark by crying. Frightened a pony in a trap. Sarcastic driver said, "You don't want a bell to your machine with that child yelling like a tom-cat on fire." Gives me a hint—I must see how our cat does yell when it's on fire.
Really, I never saw such steering! Mother has just run us into a brick wall. Disgraceful! Why wasn't she taught tricycling when she was young? Her education has certainly been horribly neglected.
Why should I sit in the middle, though? Can't see the country properly. Make another protest—louder, if possible. Passing pedestrian observes, "You should call your machine a crycycle, not a tricycle." Put out my tongue at him. Nurse offers to give me a "pick-a-back"; says she can pedal too! The old humbug! Scratch her face. Mother offers me a seat on front