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Blottentots and How to Make Them

Blottentots and How to Make Them

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BLOTTENTOTS
AND HOW TO MAKE THEM

BY
JOHN PROSPER CARMEL

If you've never made a

Blottentot

This book will help you

quite a lot!

PAUL ELDER AND COMPANY
SAN FRANCISCO AND NEW YORK

Copyright, 1907,
by Paul Elder &
Company.

Entered at
Stationers' Hall,
London.

These were made for Dymphna

HOW TO MAKE BLOTTENTOTS

To make a funny Blottentot,

First take a piece of paper,

Splash on some ink, a single spot,

Crease, press, but cut no caper.

Don't crease exactly at the blot—

You'll have a fearful muddle;

Press gently, too, and not a lot,

Unless you want a puddle.

With everything we humans do,

Practice makes us apter:

So start at once, you'll find it true

At the end of your first chapter.

A FLIT-FLIT FLITTER

In the realms of wonderland

Such flies do gaily flitter,

But when they're just a blot of ink

Of course they cannot glitter.

They flitter, flutter round about,

These Flitter-Flitter-Flitters,

O'er dewy flow'ry sunny meads,

The lightest, brightest critters.

A GOBBLE-ME-UP

Weedy, greedy Gobble-Me-Up,

Your mouth is a fearful size.

Do you live on little girls and boys,

Or merely cakes and pies?

TWO BUCKING NIGHTMARES

Two bucking nightmares ran out to neigh,

Thinking it night, but found it day,

So took to their heels in sore dismay,—

I'm 'fraid they still are running away.

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