قراءة كتاب Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 108, March 16, 1895

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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 108, March 16, 1895

Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 108, March 16, 1895

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Like "Leviathan" in form,

Little Gregory laid on,

Doughty Darling made it warm,

And George Giffen, fadeless one,

Smote our trundlers with a coolness quite sublime.

Four—One—Four! The "wire" so saith!—

There was silence deep as death,

And our boldest held his breath

For a time.

But the hopes of England flushed

On that mighty Melbourne green;

How young Ward and Stoddart rushed

O'er the space those stumps between!

Sixty-eight our Captain piled, and the fun

Cool Maclaren kept alive;

With Six-Score! Bob Peel did strive,

And our score was Three—Eight—Five!

Ere 'twas done!

Australia once again!

And the scoring does not slack.

May kind heaven avert the rain,

Till the last bat hies him back!

At good shots how the cheers break and boom

Round the ring!—and oh! the wail

At the click of flying bail,

As the Richardsonian hail

Pelts—like doom!

Good Grey George, the Australian Chief,

Smote again his swashing blows.

Mingled sounds of joy and grief

From the Melbourne ring arose!

When the stumps again are drawn for the day

Brockwell, prey to bad luck's blight,

Is again out of the fight,

Ward and Stoddart in, to smite

As they may.

Two—six—nine more runs to make!

And one leading wicket down!—

Old World, let thine echoes wake

With the honoured name of Brown,

Yorkshire Brown, the last selected, but not least,

Oh! to see him smite and run,

With Lancashire's great gun,

Albert Ward, to share the fun

Was a feast!

One-forty! Ninety-three!

Though, for once, stout Stoddart failed,

That left few more runs, d'ye see?

And though Trott and Giffen hailed

At the stumps, and Jarvis watched like a cat,

Young Maclaren and Bob Peel

Won the match slap off the reel,

By six wickets! How d'ye feel

John, at that?

Out spake the victor then

(And we echo him o'er the wave),

"Ye are brothers, trumps, and men!

And it was the narrowest shave

That victory to us Britons did allot.

That Crown, as is but meet,

We will lay at England's feet.

But by George, you're bad to beat—

George's Lot!"

Now joy, Old England raise

For the tidings of that fight.

Gallant Stoddart crown with bays!

When the wine-cup brims to-night

His name will sound the loudest midst the roar.

Thanks to him, and Mister Brown,

And some others of renown,

We still keep the Cricket Crown

On our shore.

But though Lion-Stoddart wears

That proud wreath, the Kangaroo

("Old Man" Giffen) fairly shares,

With his good and gallant crew,

The best honours of the game they fought to save.

At the wickets far from flats,

In the field they were like cats.

So here's power to the Bats

Of the Brave.


GRATITUDE.

GRATITUDE.

Patient (cured, and leaving the hospital—to Nurse). "I thank you kindly, Miss, for all your goodness—I shall never forget it! If ever there was a Fallen Hangel you're one!"


JOHN STUART BLACKIE.

(Died at Edinburgh, Saturday, March 2, 1895, in his 86th year.)

Thou brave old Scot! And art thou gone?

How much of light with thee's departed!

Philosopher—yet full of fun,

Great humorist—yet human-hearted;

A Caledonian—yet not dour,

A scholar—yet not dry-as-dusty;

A pietest—yet never sour!

O, stout and tender, true and trusty

Octogenarian optimist,

The world for thee seemed aye more sunny.

We loved thee better for each twist

Which streaked a soul as sweet as honey.

We shall not see thy like again!

We've fallen on times most queer and quacky,

And oft shall miss the healthy brain

And manly heart of brave old Blackie!


Mrs. R. says she wouldn't miss the Naval and Military at Sandown for anything.


USEFUL HINT.

USEFUL HINT.

(For surmounting the Snow-drifts whenever they may be, as they have been till quite recently, heaped up behind most of the Fences.)

Sportsman (with Spade). "Wouldn't be without it for the world, Old Chap! Had to dig myself out no less than Three Times to-day!"


IN THE COURT OF COMMON SENSE (LATE PLEAS).

(Before Mr. Justice Reason.)

His Lordship asked whether Brown v. Jones was ready?

Mr. Bands. No, my Lord. I am requested by my learned friend, Mr. Wigge (who is in the Strand), to say that unfortunately——

His Lordship (interrupting). Oh, very well! if the parties do not take sufficient interest in the matter to appear here at the proper time, I shall assume that the whole affair is frivolous, and strike it out. Next case please.

A Mr. Smith rose in the body of the Court and said that he appeared in person.

His Lordship. Is the defendant here?

Mr. Bands. I appear for the defendant, my Lord, Mr. Snooks. Allow me to say that——

His Lordship (interrupting). No, no, Mr. Bands; your turn will come by-and-by. I will hear what the plaintiff has to say first. Now you, Sir—I mean Mr.

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