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The Shuv
No 3.
(Mr. Chamberlain.)
This is not a flattring likness but there is a great fassination about its rite eye if you look close
The Shuv
This Animal is a caution. It gets the best of it. It likes to live in hot water and has a nasty bite. It is better to go the other way
The Oom
No 4.
(President Kruger.)
I wonder why they say this is "mannifessly inflewnced by Landsere at his best."
The Oom
This strange old Animal is a wily one. He is very clever and disslikes strangers. Its not a bit of good to try to coax him he only says rude things and then prays and sings hyms. The Shuv has tried him all round but he only grunts and goes on praying
The Mailyphist
or
Gossplespredda
No 5.
(Prince Henry of Prussia.)
The "Kyow Chyow Vissitors List" says "this is probelly a remarkable peece of portritcher." It is all theyve seen of him yet. His voige is certenly somwhat pretracted.
The Mailyphist or Gossplespredda
This queer little animal lives on the sea as there is not room for two of them in Germany It crawls about trying to get to China to fetch some laurels and to plant shields and cathedrils and things. If you have such a thing as a little coal about you it will be very much obliged. It will get there some day I seppose.
The Pawkywit
No 6.
(Lord Rosebery.)
I have been rather seccessfull in getting the eger hopeful look into the futesher in his eyes havnt I
The Pawkywit
This dear little Animal likes to run on the turf and that makes the good ones start praying for him. It does not like the Hark and has a dainty little way of hiding itself among books and then it waits and waits and waits ——
The Jook
No 7.
(Duke of Devonshire.)
The backround of this pickture is considered by some to be my masterpeace. They say it is just like a Corrow. I daresay it is.
The Jook
This Animal is very trustworthy but he is always fast asleep. He would much rather you did it if you dont mind.
The Benchiboss
No 8.
(Lord Halsbury.)
Oh! I forgot all about the Marquises—they come first. That is an ovasite! What a funny little dumpy he is!
The Benchiboss
This funny little Creature is very kind and never forgets a friend. He lives on a Woolsack and gives away things ——He has got a Earlship for been so good and clever so he comes next after the Joox.
The Labb
No 9.
(Mr. Labouchere.)
I thought this would be baught for the town-hawl at northamten but some malline influense must have been at work
The Labb
This queer little Creature does not like roads nor peers. It likes to get into shady places and drag things out into the light. If you pretend the Hess is coming it will run into Wesminster Abbey or anywhere
The Bujjit-Hatcha
or
Hicksybeech
No 10.
(Sir M. Hicks-Beach.)
He does look a little bare and draughty. He would have looked better with his surplus on I think.
The Bujjit-Hatcha or Hicksybeech
This Animal is always trying to balance things with a little over to one side. It is very nice and plainspoken. It comes up to every front-door just to see how you are getting on and get a little something in the pound ——It lives on beer and tobacco and tin-tackses
The Wheedlepat
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