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Fishpingle A Romance of the Countryside
class="pindent">The Squire did so, and chuckled.
“Yes, yes, I take you, Ben. Inculcate your object lesson, my friend.”
Fishpingle obeyed this injunction in his own deliberate fashion. Perhaps this was the essential difference between two men who had so much else in common. The Squire, obviously, acted upon impulse. Inheriting a large estate early in life, and with it those droits de seigneur which, to do him credit, he had exercised both leniently and with an honest regard for the feelings of others, he had learned to control everybody upon his domain except himself. Fishpingle, on the other hand, with a much stronger will and an intelligence far above the average, habitually looked before he leaped. Having done so he was quite likely to leap farther than his master. He took the tankard from Sir Geoffrey’s hand, and slowly tapped the bottom of it.
“Hall marks full of plate powder. A guest sees this fine tankard on Sir Geoffrey’s dining-table. If he is a connoisseur he asks leave to look it over. And the one thing which gives him the information he’s after—pedigree—has been hidden by your carelessness. Off with you!”
Alfred, much crestfallen, took the tankard and left the room. Sir Geoffrey sat down in Fishpingle’s big armchair. He smiled pleasantly at Prudence.
“Run along, my little maid,” he said, in his most genial voice.
Prudence hesitated, fiddling with her apron.
“What is it, my dear?”
She blushed a little.
“Eugannicks, Sir Geoffrey.”
The Squire threw back his head and laughed.
“Ha—ha! What a nose for a hunted fox!”
Prudence, thus compared to a hound, had wit enough to “speak” to a good scent.
“If it ought to be taught in the schools——”
The Squire was delighted. As a rule, the stupidity of some of his people exasperated him.
“You sly little puss! I say, Ben——”
“Sir Geoffrey?”
“Your little niece wants to know the meaning of eugenics.”
“Please, uncle.”
Fishpingle glanced from the beaming face of the Squire to the demure Prudence standing at attention between them. The light from the big window fell full upon her trim, graciously rounded figure. Here, indeed, was the concrete presentment of what eugenics might achieve. A faint smile flickered about his lips; his eyes softened. As a matter of fact, Prudence was not his niece, but a cousin, a first cousin once removed. But he gazed at her with the proud and affectionate glance of a father. Then he said slowly:
“Eugenics, Prudence, is the new science which deals with conditions which make for the improvement of the human race.”
The Squire nodded complacently.
“Couldn’t have put it better myself b’ Jove!”
Fishpingle bowed.
“That is exactly what you said last night, Sir Geoffrey, to her ladyship.”
“So I did—so I did. But my lady failed to understand me.”
“I don’t understand neither,” murmured Prudence.
“Have another go, Ben,” the Squire enjoined.
Fishpingle took his time, choosing his words carefully.
“You are a strong healthy girl, Prudence.”
“Aye—that I be, thank the Lard!”
Sir Geoffrey was not the man to let pass such an opportunity. It may be mentioned here that he had made sacrifices for his people, amongst which may be counted the giving up of a town house, foreign travel, and the riding of less expensive hunters not quite up to his weight. He said gravely:
“You can thank me, too, Prudence. The sanitary condition of Nether Applewhite put that fine colour into your cheeks, my girl.” Prudence curtsied. “Go on, Ben. Forrard away!”
If the Squire was swift to grasp his opportunities, as much and more could be said of Fishpingle. He had reason to believe that love passages had taken place between Alfred and Prudence, and a marriage between these young people would be, in his opinion, the real right thing. Would the Squire encourage such a match?
“Alfred,” he said, looking at the Squire as he spoke, “is also a fine specimen of what a young man ought to be. And a marriage between you two young persons would be, from the point of view of eugenics——”
“Disastrous!”
Sir Geoffrey, sitting bolt upright, snapped out the adjective.
“Oh-h-h!” exclaimed Prudence. Fishpingle was surprised also.
“I beg your pardon, Sir Geoffrey.”
“They are first cousins, man. Had you forgotten that?”
Prudence interrupted hastily.
“Father an’ mother was second cousins.”
“Were they, b’ Jove! That makes the matter ten times worse.”
“But—why?” Prudence insisted.
Sir Geoffrey, fairly cornered, growled out:
“You explain, Ben.”
“Not now, Sir Geoffrey, if you please. Later.”
“Yes, yes; you can leave us, Prudence.”
The maid went out quickly. As the door closed behind her a gulp was heard. The Squire frowned.
“Ben?”
“Sir Geoffrey.”
“That little dear was upset.”
“Young females are subject to frustrations.”
“Shush-h! She wouldn’t listen at the door, would she?”
“My niece—eavesdropping?”
“She ain’t your niece, if it comes to that. And the best of ’em do it. Why was the child upset?”
Fishpingle answered directly.
“Because Alfred and she hope to get married.”
The Squire exploded, shaking a minatory forefinger at his butler.
“You knew this? And not a word to me? Tchah!”
The resentful sparkle in the Squire’s eyes might have been detected also in the eyes of Fishpingle, but there was no irritability in his tone as he said respectfully:
“I haven’t had a word from them yet, Sir Geoffrey, but I guessed what was up.”
“Well, well, I count on you to nip this. It must be nipped—nipped.”
He stood up. Fishpingle remained silent. In a louder voice, with a peremptory gesture, Sir Geoffrey continued:
“Did you hear me, Ben? I said—nipped. No in-and-in breeding on my property.”
Fishpingle observed blandly:
“It worked well enough with the Suffolk punches and the hounds you had from the Duke of Badminton.”
“Damn you, Ben, it is just like your impudence to argue with me. Now—I leave this little matter in your hands. Have you seen that fool Bonsor this morning?”
Bonsor was the bailiff and a source of chronic irritation to his employer. Fishpingle had seen him and spoken to him about some ailing sheep. The Squire listened, frowning and nodding his head. When Fishpingle had finished, he burst out irrelevantly:
“Don’t forget what I said just now. You share my views about breedin’. All you know you’ve got from me, you ungrateful old dog!”
“I owe much