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قراءة كتاب The Adventures of M. D'Haricot
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The Adventures of M. D'Haricot
done; a friend, perhaps, to be made; a spice of interest suddenly thrown into this city of strangers. After my fashion, my spirits rose as quickly as they had fallen. I whistled an air, and began to think this somewhat dreary hotel not a bad place, after all. I should only wait till darkness fell and then set out to interview Mr. Frederick Hankey.
Chapter III
"What door will fit this key?"
—Castillo Soprani.
S I ate my solitary dinner before starting upon my expedition to Mr. Hankey's house, I began to think less enthusiastically of the adventure. Here was I; comfortable in my hotel, though, I admit, rather lonely; safe, so far, and apparently suspected by none to be other than the blameless Bunyan. Besides, now that I could find a friend for the seeking, my loneliness suddenly diminished. Also I was buoyed by the thought that I was a real adventurer, a romantic exile, as much so, in fact, as Prince Charles of Scotland or my own beloved king. Now I was to knock upon the window of a house that might be either number 114 or 115, and give myself blindfold to strangers.
Yet on second thoughts I reflected that I knew nothing of English laws or English ways. Was I not in "perfidious Albion," and might I not be handed over to the French government in defiance of all treaties, in order to promote the insidious policy of Chamberlain? Yes, I should go, after all, and I drank to the success of my adventure in a bottle of wine that sent me forth to the station in as gay a spirit as any gallant could wish.
I had made cautious inquiries, asking of different servants at the hotel, and I had little difficulty in making my way by train as far as the suburb in which Mr. Hankey lived. There I encountered the first disquieting circumstance. Inquiring of a policeman, I found there was no such place as George Road, but a St. George's Road was well known to him. If F. II had been so inaccurate in one statement, might he not be equally so in another?
I may mention here that the name of this road is my own invention. The mistake was a similar one to that I have narrated. In all cases I have altered the names of my friends and their houses, as these events happened so recently that annoyance might be caused, for the English are a reticent nation, and shrink from publicity as M. Zola did from oblivion.
Up an immensely long and very dark road I went, studying the numbers of the houses on either side, and here at once a fresh difficulty presented itself. In an English suburb it is the custom to conceal the number provided by the municipal authorities, and decorate the gates instead with a fanciful or high-sounding title. Thus I passed "Blenheim Lodge," "Strathcory," "Rhododendron Grove," and many other such residences, but only here and there could I find a number to guide me. By counting from 84, I came at last upon two houses standing with their gates close together that must either be 114 and 115, or 115 and 116. I could not be sure which, nor in either case did I know whether the one or the other sheltered the conspiring Hankey. The gate on the left was labelled "Chickawungaree Villa," that on the right "Mount Olympus House." In the house I could see through the trees that all was darkness, and the gate was so shabby as to suggest that no one lived there. In the villa, on the contrary, I saw two or three lighted windows. I determined to try the villa.
The drive wound so as to encircle what appeared in the darkness to be a tennis-court and an arbor, and finally emerged through a clump of trees before a considerable mansion. And here I was confronted by another difficulty. My directions said, knock upon the third window. But there were three on either side of the front door, and then how did I know that Hankey might not prefer me to knock upon his back or his side windows? My friend F. II might be a martyr and a patriot; but business-like? No.
"Blind fortune is the goddess to-night," I said to myself, and with that I tapped gently upon the third window from the door counting towards the right. I have often since consoled myself by thinking that I should have exhibited no greater intuition had I counted towards the left.
I tap three times. No answer. Again three times. Still no answer. It was diabolically dark, and the trees made rustling noises very disconcerting to the nerves of one unaccustomed to practise these preliminaries before calling upon a friend.
"The devil!" I say to myself. "This time I shall make Mr. Hankey hear me."
And so I knocked very sharply and loudly, so sharply that I cracked the pane.
"Unfortunate," I thought; "but why should I not convert Hankey's misfortune into my advantage?"
With the intention of perhaps obtaining a glimpse into the room, I pushed the pane till, with an alarming crash, a considerable portion fell upon the gravel.
With a start I turned, and there, approaching me from either side, were two men. Hankey had evidently heard me at last.
"Who are you?" said one of them, a stout gentleman, I could see, with a consequential voice. I came a step towards him. "For the King," I replied.
He seemed to be staring at me.
"What the devil—?" he exclaimed, in surprise.
My heart began to sink.
"You are Mr. Hankey?" I inquired.
"I am not," he replied, with emphasis.
Here was a delicate predicament!
But I was not yet at the end of my resources.
"May I inquire your name?" I asked, politely.
"My name is Fisher," he said, with a greater air of consequence than ever, but no greater friendliness.
"What, Fisher himself!" I exclaimed, with pretended delight. "This is indeed a fortunate coincidence! How are you, Fisher?"
Still no answer.
I held out my hand, but this monster of British brutality paid no attention to my overture.
"Who are you?" he asked once more.
Not having yet made up my mind who I was, I thought it better to temporize.
"My explanations will take a few minutes, I am afraid," I answered. "The hour also is late. May I call upon you in the morning?"
"I think you had better step in and explain now," said Fisher, curtly.
They were two to one, and very close to me, while I was hampered with my British ulster. I must trust to my wits to get me safely out of this house again.
"I shall be charmed,