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A Maid and a Million Men
The Candid Confessions of Leona
Canwick + Censored Indiscreetly by
James G. Dunton
GROSSET & DUNLAP
Publishers New York
A MAID AND A MILLION MEN
COPYRIGHT, 1928, BY
J. H. SEARS & CO., INCORPORATED
Second Printing, November, 1928
Third Printing, December, 1928
Fourth Printing, February, 1929
Fifth Printing, June, 1929
Sixth Printing, September, 1929
United States of America
To
The Bull of the Boulevards
Because
“There weren’t enough medals to go ’round!”
CONTENTS
1 The Maiden’s Prayer 2 Correspondence from Heaven 3 Apple-sauce for the Gander 4 A Mask of Khaki 5 A Maiden Sleeps with an Army 6 A Joy Hole 7 A Dog’s Life 8 No Place for a Lady 9 A Lousy Lady
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class="c004">10 The Battle of Le Chien Rouge 11 Fair Enough in Love and War 12 Mademoiselle from Gay Paree 13 Below the Belt 14 It Takes a Woman to Catch a Woman 15 The Twain Meet 16 Beaucoup Zigzag 17 The Death Ships 18 The Best Man Wins 19 The Cost of Curiosity 20 The Tail of the Tale