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Four Hundred Humorous Illustrations
With Portrait and Biographical Sketch
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Four Hundred Humorous Illustrations With Portrait and Biographical Sketch

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FOUR HUNDRED HUMOROUS ILLUSTRATIONS

By John Leech

With Portrait and Biographical Sketch.

1868


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CONTENTS

BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH.

  Alarming Symptoms after Having Boiled Beef and Gooseberry Pie....017  Great Want of Veneration.........................................018  Something like a Holiday.........................................019  Innocent and Amusing Tricks for Boys ............................020  Another..........................................................021  A London Gent Abroad.............................................022  Unfeeling Observation............................................023  Sailing versus Railways..........................................024  Innocence........................................................025  Never Satisfied..................................................026  Living in Hope...................................................027  Jealousy.........................................................028  A Puzzling Order.................................................029  How to get rid of a Gratis Patient...............................030  Hooking and Eyeing...............................................031  In for It........................................................032  Bless the Boy....................................................033  Pity the Sorrows of the Poor Police..............................034  Speculators......................................................035  Preparations for War.............................................036  Early Beginnings.................................................037  May difference of opinion never alter Friendship.................038  The Test of Gallantry............................................039  Interesting scene during the Canvas for Mr————...................040  Mal-apropos......................................................041  A little bit of Hunting..........................................042  Alarming.........................................................043  An Impudent Minx.................................................044  Very Acute.......................................................045  Men of Business..................................................046  Delicacy of the Season...........................................047  Unlucky .........................................................048  Nothing like warm Bathing........................................049  The Ruling Passion...............................................050  Different People have Different Opinions.........................051  The Alderman's Advice to his Son.................................052  An Omnibus Incident..............................................053  Very Proper Diet for Warm Weather................................054  Mr. Verdant's attempt at Bookmaking .............................055  Easily Satisfied.................................................056  The Chatalaine—a really useful Present...........................057  Domestic Bliss...................................................058  Rather Disappointing.............................................059  Domestic Bliss-Time 3.30 — Thermometer 30 degrees................060  A Dumb Waiter....................................................061  Murder Will Out..................................................062  Different People have Different Opinions.........................063  Advice Gratis....................................................064  Grandmamma is supposed to have given Tom some plums..............065  The Rising Generation............................................066  Sour Grapes......................................................067  Dog Days.........................................................068  Hall along of the Betting Offices................................069  A Romance of Roast Ducks.........................................070  Delicate.........................................................071  A Great Loss.....................................................072  Rather a Bad Look-out............................................073  Curious Effect of Relaxing Air...................................074  Oh! The Curtains.................................................075  A Left-handed Compliment.........................................076  Taken at his Word................................................077  The Opera........................................................078  Fishing off a Watering Place.....................................079  The Conservatory.................................................080  The Garret.......................................................081  Late Hours.......................................................082  No Place like Home when the family are at a Watering Place.......083  A British Ruffian................................................084  Very Considerate.................................................085  Filling up the Census Paper......................................086  Reward of
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Merit..................................................087  Doing a Little Bill..............................................088  Alarming.........................................................089  Domestic Bliss...................................................090  Returning from the Seaside—A Little Commission...................091  A Jolly Dog......................................................092  A Bon-bon from a Juvenile Party..................................093  Throwing stones through ice......................................094  True Respectability..............................................095  A Young Gentleman and Scholar....................................096  Perfect Sincerity; or Thinking Aloud.............................097  Perfect Sincerity; or Thinking Aloud.............................098  Perfect Sincerity; or Thinking Aloud.............................099  No Doubt.........................................................100  Very Low People..................................................101  A Weighty Matter.................................................102  A Cheap Day's Hunting, No. 1.....................................103  A Cheap Day's Hunting, No. 2.....................................104  A Cheap Day's Hunting, No. 3.....................................105  The Gentle Craft.................................................106  Apropos of Bloomerism............................................107  One of the Delightful Results of Bloomerism......................108  Bloomerism in a Ball-room........................................109  Barrack Life.....................................................110  Bon-bon from a Juvenile Party....................................111  Domestic Bliss...................................................112  Solicitude.......................................................113  Flunkeiana.......................................................114  A Horrible Business..............................................115  Putting his foot in it...........................................116  Flunkeiana.......................................................117  Flunkeiana.......................................................118  Domestic Bliss...................................................119  Splendid Day with the Queen's....................................120  Domestic Bliss...................................................121  Domestic Bliss...................................................122  Flunkeiana.......................................................123  Flunkeiana.......................................................124  Subject for a Picture............................................125  Fishing off Brighton.............................................126  Flunkeiana.......................................................127  An Enthusiastic Fisher...........................................128  The Worst of Evening Parties.....................................129  Sporting-Youth who has lost the Hounds...........................130  A lapse of twenty minutes—Sporting Youth returns.................131  Flunkeiana.......................................................132  Domestic Bliss...................................................133  The Opera........................................................134  How to Dress a Lobster...........................................135  An Exclusive.....................................................136  Flunkeiana.......................................................137  Snow-flakes,—No. 1...............................................138  Snow-flakes,—No. 2...............................................139  Snow-flakes,—No. 3...............................................140  The Hat-moving Experiment........................................141  A False Position.................................................142  Servantgalism; or, What's to become of the Missusses?............143  Servantgalism; or, What's to become of the Missusses?............144  Servantgalism; or, What's to become of the Missusses?............145  The Camp at Chobhan—Hospitality..................................146  The New Bonnet...................................................147  A Great Mental Effort............................................148  Cruel............................................................149  A Caution to little boys at a Festive Season.....................150  A Playful Creature...............................................151  A Very Vulgar Subject............................................152  Study of an Elderly Female Hailing the Last Omnibus..............153  A Large Bump of Caution..........................................154  Latest from Paris................................................155  A Serious Threat.................................................156  A Trifle the Matter with the Kitchen Boiler......................157  Competition......................................................158  Gammoning a Gent.................................................159  Enter Mr. Bottles, the Butler....................................160  Flunkeiana—a fact.............................................
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href="@public@vhost@g@gutenberg@html@files@44801@[email protected]#link161" class="pginternal" tag="{http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml}a">...161  Railway Smoking..................................................162  How to get a Connection..........................................163  Thinking Aloud...................................................164  A Brutal Fellow..................................................165  A Delicious Sail off Dover.......................................166  Division of Labour...............................................167  A Thorough Good Cook.............................................168  Bottom Fishing...................................................169  First Night in the New House.....................................170  No Offence.......................................................171  Matrimonial Solicitude...........................................172  Aquatics.........................................................173  Difference of Taste..............................................174  Teeth Extracted..................................................175  "By the Sad Sea Waves"...........................................176  Miss Brown kindly takes her cousin out fishing...................177  The Woman at the Wheel...........................................178  The Female of the Future.........................................179  How cool and nice French-Polished floors are—How very Hard ......180  Villikens in the Drawing Room....................................181  Wise Man.........................................................182  Quite Safe.......................................................183  A Great Prospect.................................................184  A Gorgeous Spectacle.............................................185  Something Like Sport.............................................186  Trade............................................................187  Delightful Out-door Exercise in Warm Weather.....................188  Servantgalism ...................................................189  Servantgalism....................................................190  Bit from the Mining Districts....................................191  Bit from the Mining Districts....................................192  Servantgalism....................................................193  Delightful Privilege during Winter Months........................194  Speaking from Experience.........................................195  Surprise for Tomkins.............................................196  All Right........................................................197  Sea-side Saturday Evening........................................198  Serious for the Military.........................................199  Fashions for Fast Men............................................200  A Rare Treat.....................................................201  Alas for the old Institutions....................................202  The Moustache Movement...........................................203  Wonderful Effect of Ether in a case of scolding wife.............204  Rather Awkward for Tompkins......................................205  Servantgalism ; or, What's to become of the Missusses?...........206  Sailing Instructions.............................................207  A Country Ball...................................................208  After Partaking very Heartily....................................209  The Influenza....................................................210  How to Flatter a Gent............................................211  Best Foot Foremost...............................................212  The Rising Generation............................................213  Meeting His Half-way.............................................214  Consols at 90....................................................215  Consols at 80....................................................216  A Brilliunt Idea.................................................217  The Rising Generation............................................218  Invention Hotter than Cure.......................................219  Honeymnon at Sea.................................................220  A Heal Difficulty................................................221  A Case of Real Distress..........................................222  Literal..........................................................223  Good Security....................................................224  On the Moors.....................................................225  Speaks for Himself...............................................226  One of the Fine Arts.............................................227  Table Rapping....................................................228  A Good Education.................................................229  The Finishing Touch to a Picture ................................230  Close of the Season..............................................231  Fires for the Winter—Something wrong with the Chimney ...........232  An Association for the Advancement of Science on an Excursion....233  Business-Like....................................................234  Jack Ashore ..................................................
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class="pginternal" tag="{http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml}a">...235  No News is Good News (?).........................................236  Paterfamilias Superintends removal of the snow from the roof.....237  Pleasing Effect Below............................................238  The Battle of the Pianos.........................................239  Delightful for Mother............................................240  A Caution to young men who wear sharp pointed moustaches ........241  Scene-Drawing Room...............................................242  Friend, Doctor, and Wife.........................................243  A Visit to the Antediluvian Reptiles at Sydenham.................244  The Too Faithful Talbotype.......................................245  False Pretences..................................................246  Another Bit from the Mining Districts ...........................247  The Moustache Movement...........................................248  Long Vacation....................................................249  Agricultural.....................................................250  Flunkeiana.......................................................251  The Ticket-Showing Nuisance......................................252  Scholastic.......................................................253  Pleasures of Housekeeping........................................254  These Hats.......................................................255  Rather Alarming..................................................256  Thinking Aloud...................................................257  General Thaw and Bursting of the Water Pipes.....................258  Innocent Mirth...................................................259  Frightful........................................................260  Bachelor Housekeeninp............................................261  The Sensational..................................................262  Marly in the Morning.............................................263  Moral Influence of Executions....................................264  No Consequence...................................................265  The First of September...........................................266  Two Aspects......................................................267  The Police ......................................................268  Women and Freemasonry............................................269  Did You live.....................................................270  Awful result of giving a Season ticket to your wife..............271  Such a Lark......................................................272  From the Mining Districts,—an Attempt at diverting Natives.......273  Moderate Terms...................................................274  Fine Business, indeed! The Wretch!...............................275  Old Clothes......................................................276  Servantgalism....................................................277  How Disgreeable the Boys are.....................................278  The Rising Generation............................................279  Poor Muggins.....................................................280  Our Little Friend Tom Noddy......................................281  Coarse, but Characteristic.......................................282  Old Lady and Leveller............................................283  A Perfect Wretch.................................................284  The Moustache Movement...........................................285  Life in London...................................................286  At the Crimea....................................................287  Friendly, but very Unpleasant....................................288  Keeping Step.....................................................289  The Moustache Movement...........................................290  Too Bad..........................................................291  Prudent Resolve..................................................292  Disgusting for Augustus..........................................293  Servantgalism....................................................294  Flunkeiana Rustica...............................................295  A Fact...........................................................296  In Hope..........................................................297  Hope Rewarded....................................................298  Not to be Daunted................................................299  Hope and Fear....................................................300  Most Provoking...................................................301  Never Say Die....................................................302  Marry on 300 a Year..............................................303  The Husband as he ought not to be................................304  Fair and Equal...................................................305  A Very Particular Party..........................................306  Comparisons......................................................307  Good Looking.....................................................308  A Cautious Bird..................................................309  Pleasing Delusion in re Round
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Hats...............................310  Roasted Chestnuts................................................311  "Where Ignorance is Bliss".......................................312  Folly to be Wise"................................................313  Private Opinion..................................................314  Taken Aback......................................................315  Nicely Caught....................................................316  Perfectly Dreadful...............................................317  Cupid at Sea.....................................................318  Very Considerate.................................................319  A Railway Collision—A Hint to Station Masters....................320  Patience Rewarded................................................321  A Sketch from the Stand at Scarboro..............................322  Astounding Announcement from the Small Country Butcher...........323  Offended Dignity.................................................324  Amateur Pantomine................................................325  Remarkable Occurrence............................................326  Young Upholsterers...............................................327  The Valentine....................................................328  True Gallantry...................................................329  Self-Help........................................................330  Startling Advice.................................................331  Early Responsibility.............................................332  A Moral Lesson from the Nursery..................................333  The Bloated Aristocrat...........................................334  Married for Money—the Honeymoon..................................335  Under the Mistletoe..............................................336  Alarming Proposition.............................................337  Young Lady of the Period.........................................338  Serve Him Right..................................................339  Everything in its Place..........................................340  A Hint to Gentlemen..............................................341  A Hint to Railway Travellers.....................................342  Oh, Yes; Of Course...............................................343  The Quadrille in Hot Weather.....................................344  The New Regulation Mess..........................................345  A Painful Subject................................................346  Photograph Beauties..............................................347  The Opera,—No. 1.................................................348  The Opera,—No. 2..................................,..............349  A Sketch at a Railway Station....................................350  Hi' Art..........................................................351  Flunkeiana.......................................................352  Servantgaliism...................................................353  Symptoms of Hard Reading.........................................354  The Stout Lady...................................................355  Head of the House,—No. 1.........................................356  Head of the House,—No. 2.........................................357  Milk versus Water................................................358  Thrilling Domestic Incident......................................359  Very Artful Contrivance..........................................360  A Windy Day......................................................361  Common Objects at the Seaside....................................362  Astonishing a Young One..........................................363  Awkward Predicament..............................................364  A Notion of Pleasure.............................................365  A Bad Time for John Thomas.......................................366  Learning to Swim.................................................367  On the Roof......................................................368  Nothing but Eating...............................................369  Lively for Jones.................................................370  Very Odd.........................................................371  Wholesome Feast..................................................372  Of a very Studious Turn..........................................373  A very green-eyed monster........................................374  Juvenile Dissipation.............................................375  None but the Brave deserve the Fair..............................376  Tit for Tat......................................................377  Solicitude.......................................................378  Skeletons........................................................379  Great Minds Think Alike..........................................380  An elegant row about a machine...................................381  What a Terrible Turk.............................................382  A Safe Convoy....................................................383  Impertinent Curiosity.........................................
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href="@public@vhost@g@gutenberg@html@files@44801@[email protected]#link384" class="pginternal" tag="{http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml}a">...384  Tickled with a Straw.............................................385  Horrible Question after a Greenwich Dinner.......................386  Touching Appeal..................................................387  A Great Mistake..................................................388  It's the Early Bird that Picks up the Early Worm.................389  Serious Thing for Brown..........................................390  The Moustache Movement...........................................391  The Beard........................................................392  Consolation......................................................393  Fortunate Fellows................................................394  Pursuit of Pleasure..............................................395  A Domestic Extravaganza..........................................396  Sisterly Love....................................................397  Freezing.........................................................398  A Peace Conference...............................................399  When Railway Companies fall out the Public derive the benefit....400  Quite True.......................................................401  A Holiday........................................................402  Cold in the Head.................................................403  Touching.........................................................404  A Fishing Adventure..............................................405  Self-Examination.................................................406  Delicate Test....................................................407  The Moustache Movement...........................................408  Conclusive Table-Turning Experiment made at Greenwich............409  The Farmyard.....................................................410  A Suburban Delight...............................................411  Juvenile Etymology...............................................412  Portrait of the Old Party who rather likes Organ-grinding........413  An Injured Individual............................................414  Practical Science................................................415  A Shock..........................................................416