قراءة كتاب Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, February 13, 1892
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Ay, sweeter is manhood, though rough, than the smoothest effeminate charms
To the old sea-king strain in our blood in the season of shocks and alarms,
When the winds and the waves and the rocks make a chaos of danger and strife;
And the need of the moment is pluck, and the guerdon of valour is life.
That guerdon you've snatched from the teeth of the thundering tiger-maw'd waves,
And the valour that smites is as naught, after all, to the valour that saves.
They are safe on the shore, who had sunk in the whirl of the floods but for you!
And some said you had lost your old grit and devotion! We knew 'twas not true.
The soft-hearted shore-going critics of conduct themselves would not dare,
The trivial cocksure belittlers of dangers they have not to share,
Claim much—oh so much, from rough manhood,—unflinching cool daring in fray,
And selflessness utter, from toilers with little of praise, and less pay.
Her heroes to get "on the cheap" from the rough rank and file of her sons
Has been England's good fortune so long, that the scribblers' swift tongue-babble runs
To the old easy tune without thought. "Gallant sea-dogs and life-savers!" Yes!
But poor driblets of lyrical praise should not be their sole guerdon, I guess.
On the coast, in the mine, at the fire, in the dark city byeways at night,
They are ready the waves, or the flames, or the bludgeoning burglar to fight.
And are we quite as ready to mark, or to fashion a fitting reward
For the coarsely-clad commonplace men who our life and our property guard?
A question Punch puts to the Public, and on your behalf, my brave lad,
And that of your labouring like. To accept your stout help we are glad:
If supply of cheap heroes should slacken, and life-saving valour grow dear—
Say as courts, party-statesmen, or churches—'twould make some exchequers look queer.
Do we quite do our part, we shore-goers? Those lights could not flash through the fog,
And how often must rescuer willing lie idle on land like a log
For lack of the warning of coast-wires from lighthouse or lightship? 'Tis flat
That we, lad, have not done our duty, until we have altered all that.
Well, you have done yours, and successfully, this time at least, and at night.
All rescued. How gladly the last must have looked on that brave "Comet Light,"
As you put from the wave-battered wreck. Cold, surf-buffeted, weary, and drenched,
Your pluck, like the glare from that beacon, flamed on through the dark hours unquenched.
Nor then was your labour at end. There was treasure to save and to land.
Well done, life-boat heroes, once more! Punch is proud to take grip of your hand!
Your QUEEN, ever quick to praise manhood, has spoken in words you will hail,
And 'twere shame to the People of England, if they in their part were to fail.
THE LAST OF THE GUARDS.
A Song of Sentiment, to the Tune of "Fair Lady Elizabeth Mugg." ("Rejected Addresses.")
["The last of the old Mail-guards is about to disappear from the service of the Post Office. Fifty-six years have elapsed since Mr. MOSES NOBBS—for such is the venerable official's name—was selected to undertake the duties of Guard to one of the Royal Mails."—Daily Telegraph.]
Historical Muse! are you sober?
Is he, the old Mail-guard, alive,
Who probably swigged sound October
From flagons, in One, Eight, Three, Five?
When PILCH went a-slogging, and CLARKE
Was a-studying slow underhand lobs?
Hooray for that evergreen spark,
The veteran Guard, MOSES NOBBS!1
Why, MOSES, thus bring to a close
Your fifty-six years on the road?
Do you yearn, after all, for repose,
Who with zeal half-a-century glowed?
The Muse makes her moan at your loss,
And Sentiment silently sobs.
Ah! Time, friend, will play pitch-and-toss
With all of us, even a NOBBS!
One sees your Mail-Coach all a-blaze,
A masterly hand on the rein,
In those rollicking, railway-less days,
Which never shall greet us again.
That tootling tin-horn one can hear;
The old buffers, with breeches and fobs,
One can picture; they doubtless were dear
To the bosom of brave MOSES NOBBS.
That blunderbuss, too! Good old Guard!
At what Knight of the Road has it shot?
And do you remember the bard
Who gave us "The Tantivy Trot?"
Mr. EGERTON WARBURTON's gone,
No longer the Highwayman robs;
And silence now settles upon
The Last of the Guards—MOSES NOBBS!
Yet oblivion shall not descend
On that name till a stave hath been sung.
The Muse is antiquity's friend,
And in praise of the past will give tongue.
If CRACKNALL, the Tantivy Whip,
Claimed song, they're but parvenu snobs
Who say that the lyre should let slip
The memory of stout MOSES NOBBS.
The Mail-Coach, my NOBBS, is no more
What it was when you put on the man;
We've Mail Trains, all rattle and roar,
And that portent, the Packet Post Van.
A Pullman, and not the Box-seat,
Is the aim of our modern Lord BOBS;
But the old recollections are sweet;
And Punch drinks to your health, MOSES NOBBS!
Footnote 1: (return)The Telegraph gives the gentleman's name both as "NOBBS" and "NOGGS." As "NOBBS" comes first, Mr. Punch adopts it, he hopes without misnaming the illustrious veteran.

KIND INQUIRIES.
The Dean's Wife. "IS THE DEAR BISHOP STILL LIVING?"
Episcopal Butler. "OH YES, MA'AM. HE'S BETTER TO-DAY! WE'RE ALL SAYING HE'S GOING TO DISAPPOINT 'EM YET!"
CONFESSIONS OF A DUFFER.
IV.—THE DUFFER AS COLLECTOR.
I may be a Duffer, but I hope I am neither an idiot nor a cad. I have never collected postage-stamps, nor outraged common humanity by asking people to send me their autographs. With these exceptions I have failed as a collector of almost everything. To succeed you need luck, and a dash of unscrupulousness, and careful attention to details, and a sceptical habit of mind. Even as a small boy I used to waste my


