قراءة كتاب Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, July 23, 1892

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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, July 23, 1892

Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, July 23, 1892

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patrons, have been thought to be starting for Jerusalem!

Friday was a glorious day for the Eclipse, which was only visible from the Observatory at Esher—the best account appears to have been given by Professor Orme, who recovered from his recent severe illness just in time to be present.

Just a word in conclusion on the big race of next week—a paradox—be "wide awake" and go "nap" on my tip, from information privately given to

Yours devotedly,
LADY GAY.

Liverpool Cup Selection.

Some owners win, although their gee

In temper be a "villen;"

As that is not the sort for me,

I favour "Enniskillen."


EN PASSANT.

EN PASSANT.

He. "THAT'S THAT ASS, BOUNDERSON, ISN'T IT? HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN DROWNED AS A PUPPY!"

She. "THERE'S TIME ENOUGH YET, ISN'T THERE?"


THE POLITICAL JOHNNY GILPIN.

THE FINISH.

(Further-discovered Fragments of the Grand Old Ballad, giving the Sequel of the strange story begun in "Punch," No. 2660, July 2, p. 318.)

So fair and softly! JOHNNY cried,

But JOHNNY cried in vain;

That trot became a gallop soon,

In spite of curb and rein.

So, stooping down, as needs he must

Who cannot sit upright,

He grasped the mane with both his hands,

And eke with all his might.


Away went GILPIN neck or nought,

Away went hat and wig;

He little dreamt when he set out

Of running such a rig.

The wind did blow, the cloak did fly

Like streamer long and gay,

Till people thought, and JOHN half feared,

That it might fly away.

Then might all gazers well discern

The bottles he had slung;

A bottle swinging at each side,

As hath been said or sung.

Away went GILPIN—who but he?

His fame soon spread around;

"He carries weight! He rides a race!"

"He'll win it, we'll be bound!"


Then all through merry London Town,

These gambols he did play;

Until he came to rural parts,

Where rustics lined the way.

There labourers shouted, women screamed,

Up flew the felt-hats all;

And every yokel yelled, "Well done!"

As loud as he could bawl.


Away went GILPIN, out of breath,

And fearing much a "spill;"

But knowing till his race was run

His horse would not stand still.

His hat was gone, his W(h)ig also,

His cloak he had to clutch.

Could he hold on? A mile or two

Would put it to the touch.

A church-bell clanging, scared his steed,

Pigs dashed betwixt its feet;

And on his own beloved North Road,

JOHN almost lost his seat.

On the North Road, his sometime friends,

Their sometime favourite spied,

Well-nigh dismounted, wondering much,

To see how he did ride.

"Ride straight, JOHN GILPIN—for the House!"

JOHN's Liberal Dame did cry.

"The Party waits, and we feel tired."

Said GILPIN—"So do I!"

But yet his horse was not a whit

Inclined due North to stay;

For why?—his stables at the House

Were out Westminster way.

So like an arrow swift he flew

Back southward through the throng,

Who shouted loud, "He yet will win!

JOHN GILPIN's going strong!"


And now Town's traffic once again

For horse and man made space,

The drivers thinking, as before,

That GILPIN rode a race.

And so he did—and won it, too,

For he got first to Town;

And, stiff and sore, at the House door,

Bare winner, he got down.

Now let us sing, Long live the QUEEN,

And GILPIN, long live he!

And when he next doth ride due North,

May we be there to see!


A GOOD STAYER.—From the Times of Tuesday, the 12th, we cull this:—

IN ANY CAPACITY of TRUST.—Seven years in first-class Turkish Bath. Patience and perseverance. Good invalid attendant. Active and attentive.

"Seven years in a Turkish Bath!" As Mr. WILSON BARRETT would exclaim, "How long! How long!" What better example of patience and perseverance, which, as all know, are "good for the gout," could possibly be given? That after this long stay in the Turkish Bath, he should be "a good invalid attendant," goes without saying. And not only is he "attentive," which is a great point in an "attendant," but he is also active—and this after so long a stay in a Turkish Bath, of which, however, he does not mention the temperature.


THE POLITICAL JOHNNY GILPIN.

THE POLITICAL JOHNNY GILPIN.

(THE FINISH.)

"SO LIKE AN ARROW SWIFT HE FLEW BACK SOUTHWARD THROUGH THE THRONG, WHO SHOUTED LOUD, 'HE YET WILL WIN! JOHN GILPIN'S GOING STRONG!'

"AND SO HE DID—AND WON IT, TOO, FOR HE GOT FIRST TO TOWN; AND, STIFF AND SORE, AT THE HOUSE DOOR, BARE WINNER, HE GOT DOWN."


'COLOURABLE SHAKSPEARIAN IMITATION.'

"COLOURABLE SHAKSPEARIAN IMITATION."

Othello, M.P. for Central Finsbury (saluting Sarum, Doge of Westminster). "HAPLY THAT I AM BLACK—" [Doge shudders, but feels unable to withdraw.


OPERATIC NOTES.

Wednesday.—Crowded for WAGNER's Götterdämmerung, "which," says the Rev. Mr. Penley, who "doesn't like London," "is such an awful name, that fond as I am of music, I really could not go and see it." As to WAGNER, well, "it's all right when you know him, but you've got to know him fust."

Herr ALVARY excellent as Siegfried; Herr WIEGAND powerful; ditto the wide-awake Herr KNAPP. Frau KLAFSKY, a beautiful and interesting Brünnhilde; and it is difficult to be personally interesting in a Wagnerian Opera, where ensemble is everything. Fräulein HEINE and BETTAQUE, equally good.

Herr MAHLER was "called," with the rest of the company, to receive his meed of praise for conducting. Opera perfectly put on Stage by Herr von DRURIOLANUS, and though the Season is coming to an end, yet the Opera is still "going strong."


NOTE AND QUERY BY MRS. R.—Our old friend wants to know from what

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