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قراءة كتاب Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, March 14, 1891

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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, March 14, 1891

Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, March 14, 1891

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"CES AUTRES."

(HEARD AT CHURCH-PARADE.)

Captain Bergamot. "ARE ANY OF YOUR BROTHERS IN THE SERVICE, MISS DE BULLION?"

Miss de Bullion. "YES; ONE IN THE GUARDS, AND—A—" (with disgust)—"THE REST IN THE COMMON ARMY, YOU KNOW."


"ADVANCE, AUSTRALIA!"

A SONG OF SYMPATHY.

(Some Way after a celebrated Boating Song.)

["Sir HENRY PARKES concluded by declaring that if the Colonies continued separate they must become hostile communities, and, in order that they might prevent that, it was for the whole people to join in creating one great Union Government."—REUTER.]

Mr. LEO BRITANNICUS, an Old Blue, and a sympathetic on-looker, loquitur:—

Capital boating weather!

Ay, and a favouring breeze!

Oars upon the feather!

Sun of the Southern Seas!

Brave boys! Swing together,

Your bodies between your knees!

Pheugh! How old memory rushes

Over me!—Pulled indeed!

Though LEO seldom gushes,

And these be of LEO's breed,

The blood of an Old Blue flushes

At the Young Blues' power and speed!

Coach them, or patronise them?

Nay, I've no call for that.

To cheer them, not to advise them,

I'm on this path,—that's pat!

Affection admiringly eyes them:—

Once in a boat I sat!

Pulled my weight at a pinch,

For odds cared never a "cuss;"

No stern-chase caused me to flinch,

But—always detested fuss.

Strain the last ounce, and inch!

Races are won, boys, thus!

Look a most likely lot,

Lionlets lithe and young.

Pace? They will make it hot.

Few can have feathered and swung

Better. Tall talk is rot;

But, hang it! I must give tongue!

There's "Queensland" and "New South Wales,"

"Australia South" and "West,"

"Victoria,"—each one scales

Good weight, and with girth of chest;

"New Zealand's" zeal prevails,

He'll swing in time with the rest.

The hero born of Thetis

Had pluck enow. What then?

Each hero here, whose meat is

"Hard steak and harder hen,"

As stalwart and as fleet is

As the Greek first of men!

"Stroke" sets it long and steady;

That gladdens a true Old Blue.

There's nothing hot and heady

In sturdy Number Two.

There are coxens sharp and ready

In the Land of the Kangaroo!

Go it, lads! Swing together!

Push elders from their stools?

Pooh! I shall moult no feather;

Old boys are not always old fools.

Out upon jealous blether!

You've learnt in the best of schools.

I want to see you win, lads;

Old LEO loves his cubs.

If cynics growl or grin, lads,

We'll drive them back to their tubs.

Do you think my blood's so thin, lads,

I'd diet upon cold snubs?

The cynics think they're clever;

Beshrew their big bow-wow!

Boys, swing together ever,

Steady from stroke to bow;

One chain shall sever never—

The love-links round us now!


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