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The Squire: An Original Comedy in Three Acts
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Dormer. No, I want you, too.
Kate. Really, parson—you haven't shown face
at The Priors since father died, two years ago; you
don't say "How do you do?" to John Verity's
daughter; and you don't say "Good-day" to the
nearest approach to a Squire that your parish can
boast. The one omission is rude—the other
impolitic.
Dormer. I didn't like your father—you resemble
him in face and manner.
Kate. My father didn't like you. (she holds out
her hand, going to him) How are you, parson?
What can I do for you?
(He looks at her, takes her hand sulkily.)
Dormer. Fill a basket with food, fit for an invalid,
and send your man with it to Market-Sinfield.
Kate. (calling) Christie! (to Dor.) A woman
manages the White Lion, I think.
Dormer. A woman mismanages the White Lion.
Kate. (clapping her hands) Christie! (to Dor.) Shan't we hurt the landlady's feelings by sending
food there? (goes to R., table)
Dormer. (with enjoyment) We shall, (irritably) Now then, you—what's-your-name?—why don't you
come when you're called?
(Christiana appears at door, wiping her hands on
her apron.)
Chris. (angrily) Who's calling me "what's-your-
name"? (seeing Dor.) Why, parson! (curtseys at
door)
Dormer. (rises—shaking his stick at her) The
gipsy girl, who won't sing the hymns on Sunday.
Kate. You start them in such a high key, parson.
Chris. (curtseying) Yes, Squire, that he does.
Dormer. (raising his finger) The higher the
key, Madam, the nearer Heaven! (passes behind
table to L., of it. Chris, laughs)
Kate. Hush, Christie, come here. (Chris, comes
to Kate c.) Fill a basket with everything that is
tempting, fit for an invalid, (gives key to Christie)
Chris. (to Dor.) For the lady at the White Lion,
parson?
Dormer. (sitting L., of table) I'm not here to
feed woman's curiosity.
Kate. Run along, Christie.
(Christie runs up the steps into the house R., C.
Kate crosses softly over to Dor. and stands by
table, R., of it.)
(quietly) It is not often, Parson Dormer, that you
stoop to ask help of a woman, by all accounts.
Dormer. (without looking at her) No!
Kate. Don't think me rude—but in Market-Sinfield
the folks call you the Woman-Hater.
Dormer. What else do they call me in Market-Sinfield?
Kate. I—I—don't know.
Dormer. That's not true.
Kate. That's not polite.
Dormer. What else do they call me in Market-Sinfield?
Kate. (firing up) They call you the Mad Parson!
Dormer. Ah! The Woman-Hater and the Mad
Parson—contradictory terms, (moves stool to back
of table and sits)
Kate. You're not mad, Mr. Dormer—but you are
rude.
Dormer. How long will that woman take to pack
the basket?
Kate. Are you a woman-hater, Mr. Dormer?
Dormer. I'm not a woman-lover.
Kate. (leaning her arms on table, and looking at
Dor. timidly) Have you always been a woman-hater,
parson?
(Dormer looks up quickly and turns away.)
Dormer. (roughly) How long will that woman
take to pack that basket?
Kate. Not very long, (the Parson's arm is on
the table; Kate places her hand on his sleeve—very
gently) You—you—haven't always been a woman-
hater, parson—have you?
Dormer. (drooping his head) No.
Kate. Thank you, parson. Was she—pretty?
Dormer. I suppose she was.
Kate. She must have been. Was she—good?
(no answer) We've never had a chat together, till
now. Was she good?
Dormer. No.
Kate. (in a whisper) Oh! (rises and lays her
hand on Dor's shoulder, gently) I'm so sorry. And
now they tell me you've no woman-folk at the
Rectory.
Dormer. No.
Kate. Only awkward, clumsy men.
Dormer. Two honest men.
Kate. (looking at his shoulder) That's why your
sleeve is coming away from your coat at the shoulder
for want of a few stitches. Shall I mend it for you?
Dormer. When will that woman bring the basket?
(rises and crosses to c.)
Kate. (pointing to table R.) There's a needle and
thread, and a thimble on my table. Take off your
coat and I'll sew till the basket comes. Please.
(With a sigh of despair he lets her take off his coat,
she standing behind him.)
Dormer. That's the worst of women. I should
never have known the coat was torn.
(Kate takes the coat over to R., and sits on garden
seat mending coat Dormer stands with his
hands in his pockets.)
Kate. (seated r). Would you rather go indoors,
parson?
Dormer. No. I'd rather stay where I am.
Kate. Please to walk up and down, then, to avoid
catching cold. (Dormer sits obstinately at table; as
he does so, the contents of one of his coat pockets
drop at Kate's feet) Oh, dear, something has fallen
out of the pocket.
Dormer. (rising quickly) What is it?
(Kate picks up a clay pipe much blackened.)
Kate. A clay pipe—dirty one.
Dormer. (hurrying over to C.) Is it broken?
Kate. (handing it to him) Not a chip, (picking
up a tobacco pouch which has also dropped) Would
you care to smoke?
Dormer. (returning to table) No, thank you,
ma'am.
Kate. Poor father used to feel great interest in
the colouring of a clay pipe.
Dormer. (with interest) Did he? I think better
of him for it.
Kate. But father had great troubles, which made
him throw his pipes at the servant, (rises, comes
across to Dormer, who is seated L., C., again, and
offers pipe which she has filled, then strikes a match
which she has brought from R., table) I could load a
pipe very nicely once—father used to say I crammed
pretty thoughts into it. (quickly) Of course I don't
want you to say that if you don't think so. (gives
him the match)