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The Squire: An Original Comedy in Three Acts
paltry as her money.
(Eric turns to embrace her)
Eric. My darling.
Kate. (looking round) Don't, Eric. I shall have
to go indoors if you behave badly.
Eric. My dear Kate, there is another point of
view which presents itself to the prudent husband.
Kate. What's that?
Eric. How much does Priors Mesne bring you in?
Kate. Oh, dear, I'm afraid to tell you!
Eric. Ah!
Kate. It's not my fault. I've done everything
I could.
Eric. Well, then, Kate, my pay and my mother's
allowance tot up to three hundred and fifty a year,
and, my darling, I'm in debt.
Kate. (turning and seizing him by the shoulder) Oh, Eric, how can you!
Eric. (laughingly) Don't, dear, I shall have to
go home if you behave badly.
Kate. Why, Eric, some of my farmhands flourish
with families on eighteen shillings a week.
Eric. Yes, darling, there are animals who live on
flesh and fruit, and there are animals who subsist
on nuts. If I were a beast I could not look at a nut.
Kate. If you tried very hard, Eric, do you think
you could write?
Eric. I've been taught, dear.
Kate. No, no, I mean in journals and magazines.
Eric. Never can write anything fluently but a
cheque, and that's not always presentable. I'm an
ornament, Kate, or nothing. I'm afraid I'm nothing
—but your sweetheart, (she bows her head in
her hands) Why, Kate, this is one of your gloomy
days.
Kate. (rises and dries her eyes with her
hand-kerchief) I suppose, Eric, there is not the faintest
ray of hope that your mother would ever forgive you
for your marriage.
Eric. Not the faintest. Poor mother, I'm the
only living thing belonging to her upon earth. I
once persuaded her to keep rabbits, with a view to
diverting her affections—it didn't answer. (Kate
walks slowly to C. by stone. Eric follows her) You
are not yourself, Kate; brighten up. Aren't you
happy?
Kate. (gives a quick look round) Is any man's
love so strong for a woman that he would beggar
himself for her sake?
Eric. Why, Kate!
Kate. What sacrifice will you make for me?
Tell me how many bright golden prospects you will
blot out for the silly woman you have married.
Quick!
Eric. What is it you wish?
Kate. (seizing his hand) Eric, publish our foolish
marriage of a year ago—let it be known and
laughed at in every house and every inn-yard in the
country. Do this for me, and for heaven's sake, do
it quickly!
Eric. (holding her hand) A little silly gossip has
upset you. It can't be, dear.
Kate. Then, as surely as we stand here—man
and wife—you drive me from the place where I was
born—where even every weed growing on my poor
poverty-stricken land has a voice for me; where the
women and children love and pray for me; you, the
man who has brought this ill upon my head, drive
me out! (turns up a little)
Eric. What do you mean? Where are you going?
Kate. To hide, abroad, anywhere, in any hole and
corner where no soul knows me. (comes down to
front of stone C.)
Eric. (going to her) Kate, you have some secret
—tell me it.
Kate. (with his hand in hers she turns from
him, softly) Can't you guess? (sinks on stone)
Eric. (quickly) Kate!
Kate. Dear, dear husband! (there is a pause,
then Eric raises her and kisses her)
Eric. Kate, my dear, fetch me pen and ink, and
some writing paper.
(She crosses sadly to the steps then turns to him,
half way up steps.)
Kate. (timidly) Husband!
Eric. (thoughtfully) Wife! (foot on first step)
Kate. Are you angry?
Eric. (taking her hands in his) Angry! (runs
up to her) Kate, (drawing his breath) you are a
wonder! (kiss. She runs into the house.) (Eric leans a moment with elbow on pillar, descends
steps, rubs his ear, one foot resting on bottom
step, then whistles "See the conquering hero
comes" and crosses to L., table and takes up his
mug of milk.)
(raising the mug) Baby's health!
(He drinks. Kate comes out of the house, carrying
a small desk; she places it on table R.; he crosses
to her.)
Kate. (looking at the closed desk) There—I
haven't brought the key.
Eric. (searching his pockets) Try my keys—oh!
I forgot—I have had no keys for the last week or so.
(crosses to seat R., pulls table forward)
Kate. (opening the desk) It isn't locked—how
silly of me. (they sit side by side with the desk open
before them) What are you going to do, dear? (R.
of Eric.)
Eric. Listen to this, (writing) "Mother, I have
sown my wild oats in Squire Verity's farm, and have
reaped a rich crop of womanly love and duty."
Kate. Dear old boy! (touches his R., hand)
Eric. You've made me make a blot, (writing) "I suppose you will shut your heart upon me. So
be it. But if Heaven ever gives us a little daughter,
I promise you she shall bear the name of my dear
old mother. Your dutiful, Eric." (folds and
addresses the letter)
Kate. What are you going to do with it?
Eric. Leave it at The Packmores on my way
back to Pagley; give it boldly to Stibbs the butler,
and run off as fast as my legs can carry me.
(Chris, comes out of the house on to balcony; hearing
voices below, she bends over slyly and catches
sight of Eric and Kate, who are gazing dubiously
at the letter.)
Kate. What a red-letter day for both of us, Eric.
Eric. (pocketing letter) What a red letter day
for mother, when she has read this letter!
Chris. (aside, between her teeth) And that's the
woman they make a saint of in Market-Sinfield.
And she dares to turn her back on me—for Felicity.
Kate. (to Eric) Must you go?
Eric. (taking out watch) Look.
(Gilbert enters through the archway from L., and
takes up his gun.)
Kate. (to Eric) Don't let the idlers at the
White Lion see you on the highroad.

