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Bindle: Some Chapters in the Life of Joseph Bindle

Bindle: Some Chapters in the Life of Joseph Bindle

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BINDLE

SOME CHAPTERS IN THE
LIFE OF JOSEPH BINDLE


BY
HERBERT JENKINS



"Bindle is the greatest Cockney
that has come into being through
the medium of literature since
Dickens wrote Pickwick Papers"
MR. T. P. O'CONNOR, M.P.



HERBERT JENKINS LIMITED
YORK STREET LONDON S.W.1
1916




A
HERBERT
JENKINS
BOOK


Eighteenth Printing Completing 283,711 copies:



Printed In Great Britain at the Athenæum Printing Works, Redhill.




TO

MY MOTHER

WHO AS HER SON'S
BEST FRIEND IS
PROBABLY HIS
WORST CRITIC




FOREWORD

Some years ago I wrote an account of one of Bindle's "little jokes," as he calls them, which appeared in Blackwood's Magazine. As a result the late Mr. William Blackwood on more than one occasion expressed the opinion that a book about Bindle should be written, and suggested that I offer it to him for publication. Other and weighty matters intervened, and Bindle passed out of my thoughts.

Last year, however, the same suggestion was made from other quarters, and in one instance was backed up by a material reasoning that I found irresistible.

A well-known author once assured me that in his opinion the publisher who wrote books should, like the double-headed ass and five-legged sheep, be painlessly put to death, preferably by the Society of Authors, as a menace to what he called "the legitimate."

Authors have been known to become their own publishers, generally, I believe, to their lasting regret; why, therefore, should not a publisher become his own author? At least he would find some difficulty in proving to the world that his failure was due to under-advertising.

H. J.

12, ARUNDEL PLACE,
    HAYMARKET, LONDON, S.W.
August, 1916.




CONTENTS

CHAPTER  
  FOREWORD
I.   THE BINDLES AT HOME
II.   A NOCTURNAL ADVENTURE
III.   THE HYPNOTIC FIASCO
IV.   THE HEARTYS AT HOME
V.   BINDLE TRIES A CHANGE OF WORK
VI.   THE HOTEL CORRIDOR
VII.   BINDLE COMMITS AN INDISCRETION
VIII.   THE GREAT CONSPIRACY
IX.   THE TEMPERANCE FÊTE
X.   MR. HEARTY PRAYS FOR BINDLE
XI.   MR. HEARTY BECOMES EXTREMELY UNPOPULAR
XII.   BINDLE AGREES TO BECOME A MILLIONAIRE
XIII.   OXFORD'S WELCOME TO BINDLE
XIV.   MR. HEARTY GIVES A PARTY
XV.   BINDLE AND THE GERMAN MENACE
XVI.   THE AMATEUR DETECTIVES
XVII.   BINDLE MAKES A MISTAKE
XVIII.   BINDLE ASSISTS IN AN ELOPEMENT
XIX.   THE SCARLET HORSE COTERIE
XX.   MILLIE LEAVES HOME

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