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قراءة كتاب Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 105, September 30th 1893
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 105, September 30th 1893
finally bowled out by the apparently simple Harry Nicholls? Then there is the scene at the Empire, admirably stage-managed, but the ladies should try to take just a trifle more interest in the strange proceedings of that eventful night, as they should also do when re-appearing as wedding guests in the last act. But these fair ladies are heartless; all's one to them, happen what may. Then there was the House-boat, equally well-arranged; but everything is entirely eclipsed by the Military Act, in three scenes, which contains "the action of the piece," and leaves the audience half-deafened by mitrailleuses, and half-choked by the gunpowder. But as the smoke gradually cleared away, the stalwart figure of the Commander-in-Chief, yclept Druriolanus himself, was seen bowing his acknowledgments.
But what was it all about? "'Why, that I cannot tell,' quoth Old Caspar, 'but 'twas a famous victory!'" And if you, my non-combatant readers, wish to know how the Burmese War was undertaken for the special benefit of Harry Nicholls, you just go and see for yourself the new drama, mysteriously entitled A Life of Pleasure, at T. R. Drury Lane, and for this advice you will thank
A Moot Point.—The G. O. M. is reported to have been engaged in translating Horace. Is this a picturesque way of referring to the recent elevation of Sir Horace Davey?

UNHAPPY INFLUENCE OF MODERN MUSIC-HALL MELODIES.
"There lies the brave Knight, Darling, with his faithful Dog at his feet, and his Wife by his side!"
"And has she got a Dog, too, Mummy?"
"No, Darling, only a Cushion!"
"Ah, I suppose her Daddy wouldn't buy her a Bow-wow-wow!"
THE "FORLORN HOPE."
["It is understood (says the Daily News) that Mr. Gladstone will speak in Edinburgh on Wednesday, September 27, on the action of the House of Lords in rejecting the Home-Rule Bill. His followers are expecting him to give the word of command for an attack on the Upper House."]
"Childe Roland to the Dark Tower came!" So runs
The boding refrain Browning visioned out.
Childe Roland valiant was, and wondrous stout;
But that Dark Tower, which never noonday suns,
Full-garrisoned by feudal myrmidons,
Might strike to Roland's heart the chill of doubt.
Four-square to the four winds the fortress stands,
Pinnacled high upon a frowning rock.
It hath survived the many-centuried shock
Of elements, the assault of myriad hands,
And to the attack will you now lead your bands,
Whose rage crag-crowning battlements seem to mock?
True from those battlements they've hung, in scorn,
Your herald, whose torn trappings wildly wave
In the rough wind. Though 'tis too late to save
You'd fain avenge. Such flouts are hardly borne
By Leaders whilst old lips can sound a horn
And hands, though ancient, yet can lift a glaive.
Sound an alarm! Let the fierce war-cry sound!
Your followers listen for it. They will cheer
When its defiant shrill salutes their ear.
Down with the Fortress! Raze it to the ground!
End it, not mend it! So they rattle round,
The shoutings and the floutings far and near.
And you, the new Childe Roland, what think you,
At heart, behind that bold and fluent tongue?
Lead a Forlorn Hope? Yes, though Death's self flung
Its form of bony shape and grisly hue
Athwart your path! But—is here aught to do
That's worth the venture, when all's said and sung?
"If, at their counsel, I should turn aside
Into that ominous tract which all agree
Hides the Dark Tower? If acquiescingly
I do turn as they've pointed! Neither pride
Nor hope rekindling at the end descried
So much in gladness that some end should be.
"Thus, I have so long suffered in this quest
Heard failure prophesied so oft, been writ
So many times among 'The Band'—to wit
The knights who to the Dark Tower's search addressed
Their steps—that just to fail as they, seemed best
And all the doubt is now—shall I be fit?
"What in the mist lies but the Tower itself?
The square squat turrets, blind as the fool's heart,
Built of grey stone, without a counterpart
In the whole world. The tempest's mocking elf
Points to the shipman thus the unseen shelf
He strikes on, only when the timbers start."
So mused Childe Roland! Chief of the white crest,
With thine adventure doth the strain not fit
Most strangely? Looms the Dark Tower turret-lit
By autumn rays low, chilly, from the west,
So waterishly wan. Oh! crowning test
Of mortal valour and of human wit!
Lead the Forlorn Hope on! E'en Hopes Forlorn
Do not fail always. Scale the craggy height!
Cheer on your clamorous followers to the fight.
Citadels deemed impregnable, in scorn
Have mocked their rash beleaguerers at morn
To see them swarm their battlements ere night.
And you, your courage seems to master Fate
And mock at Time. Yet Time and Fate, at last,
In the greatest life-game have the latest cast.
Heroic 'tis to see you, strong, elate,
Heading the onset, and in Punch's pate
Rings the old rhyme of the romantic past.
"There they stood, ranged along the hillsides—met
To view the last of me, a living frame
For one more picture! in a sheet of flame
I saw them and I knew them all. And yet
Dauntless the slug-horn to my lips I set
And blew. 'Childe Roland to the Dark Tower came.'"
Contributed by One "in Statu Pupillari."—Great changes are expected in Egypt. It is said that a certain well-known oculist, no, we beg his pardon, we should have described him as "Ophthalmic Surgeon," whose name is something between "Crotchet" and "Cricket," and whose recent evidence in a police-court was quite "an eye-opener" to the worthy magistrate and the prisoners, is going out to remove the First Cataract. We wish him every possible success. He will be returned for