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قراءة كتاب Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 107, October 13, 1894

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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 107, October 13, 1894

Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 107, October 13, 1894

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class="smcap">Cobbe "never shared the admiration felt for him by so many able men." George Borrow, who wrote The Bible in Spain, she "never liked, thinking him more or less a hypocrite." Professor Tyndal is more in favour, since, in reply to the gift of one of Miss Cobbe's instructive books, the Professor wrote an acknowledgment, the exquisite irony of which his correspondent evidently does not see. One other partial concession is made in a passage sublime in its fatuousness. Speaking of one of her books, of which the fortunate reader will find a full summary in the first volume, Miss Cobbe says, "It was very favourably reviewed, but some of my fellow Theists rather disapproved of the tribute I had paid to Christ." The volumes bear on the front the Cobbe coat of arms and motto. The family may, we are assured, be traced back through four centuries, and, even in the present degenerate days, is highly connected.

Whilst the great heart of the people is considering whether it shall throb against the House of Lords or whether it shall forbear, Mr. Swift MacNeill, Q.C., M.P., has delivered at that ancient institution what the Marchioness was accustomed to describe as "a wonner." Titled Corruption is the alluring style of the neatly-bound volume issued by Fisher Unwin. There is, my Baronite says, a touch of artistic genius in the contrast between the plain, unassuming calico binding of the book and the blood and thunder that rolls through its pages. It is "the sordid origin of some Irish peerages" that Mr. Swift MacNeill undertakes to set forth. Perhaps if he were solely responsible for the work, its startling statements might be dismissed as coloured by fervid fancy. He, however, supports himself with the dictum of Mr. Lecky, "the majority of Irish titles are historically connected with memories not of honour but of shame," and illustrates it by extracts from confidential letters of Lords Lieutenants of Ireland, recommending gentlemen for the peerage. Altogether an interesting withdrawal of the curtain dropped before passages in the history of Ireland on the eve of the Union.

Signed and approved in the Baronite Office by
The Judicious Baron de Book-Worms.



BREAKING THE ICE.

He. "I've got to take you into Dinner, Miss Travers—and I'm rather afraid of you, you know! Mrs. Jolibois tells me you're very Clever!"

She (highly amused). "How absurd! I'm not a bit Clever!"

He (with sigh of relief). "Well, do you know, I thought you weren't!"


UNREST!

"The lady sleeps! O, may her sleep, As it is lasting, so be deep." E. A. Poe's "The Sleeper."
Bellona sleeps! If sleep it be That nightmare slumber, restlessly Haunted by dream-world's wizardry.
So Sisera slept within the tent, Restless, though way-worn and war-spent, Whilst Jael's fierce face above him bent.
Wake not, War-Goddess! All the world Dreads now to hear the war-cry skirled, To see the battle-flag unfurled.
Our Deborahs now invoke not war, And urge not to its shock and jar The princes of our Issachar.
An awesome hush is o'er the earth, It checks our joy, it mutes our mirth. Foreboding some prodigious birth,—
Some monstrous issue, that may sweep Earth's plains with red from deep to deep; And thou dost sleep, still thou dost sleep!
"Awake! Awake!" So Deborah cried To Barak in her prophet-pride, But earth hath now no prophet-guide.
Our bravest Baraks well may quail At the dread thought of that fierce hail, That shall beat Europe like a flail.
We see in dreams War's shrieking scythe Whirl through earth's ranks that fall and writhe, Of our best manhood taking tithe.
What dreams are thine? That restless hand Stretches, in sleep, to grasp the brand. We watch! What may we understand?
Bellona sleeps! Oh, may that sleep, Though it seem restless, yet be deep! May Somnus hold her in his keep!
Humanity prays that she may lie For ever with unopened eye!— But—what dim sheeted ghosts go by?
What spectres of what coming woes, What vision-shocks of phantom foes Make that hand stretch, and clutch, and close?
What rattle of the war-dogs' chain Steals through dull slumber to her brain? Are Love's bland opiates all in vain?
Vain Science, Commerce, Human ruth, The love of Right, the search of Truth, Wisdom of Sage and warmth of Youth?
That hand, stretched in half-conscious quest Of the war-weapon, doth attest Awakening's prelude in—Unrest!
Wake not, War-Goddess! When you stir, The Raven-wings, once more a-whirr, May see our earth—a sepulchre!


UNREST!


SYMPATHY.

SceneIn front of Mrs. R.'s house.

Mrs. R. (paying Cabman). You look all right to-day. Cabman. Ah, mum! my looks don't pity me. I suffer from a tarpaulin liver. Mrs. R. (correcting). A torpedo liver you mean.

[Cabman accepts the correction, and an extra shilling.


LESSONS IN LAUGHTER.

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